A man tells his Rabbi, "I have a strong desire to live until eternity. What should I do?" "Get married" said the Rabbi. "It's that simple? Would that allow me to live forever?" He said. The Rabbi...
One night (a long time ago in a jurisdiction far, far, away - rumour being St Austell aka Awful) a brother was heading home after indulging a bit too much at the festive board after his lodge meeting....
A lady with a sponge and a squeezy bottle , proceeds to 'clean' your windscreen , while you are stationary at traffic lights . She then holds her hand out for her payment Do you place a pound coin in...
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6285283/Hate-preacher-Anjem-Choudary-financial-assets-FROZEN-UN.html
He is to be released soon where is the £2million coming from?
taxpayers money?...
https://www.express.co.uk/showbiz/tv-radio/1031931/peter-kay-comedy-shuffle-max-and-paddy-phoenix-nights-bbc I was surprised that the BBC included the clip from Max and Paddy’s Road to Nowhere...
A boy goes into a strip club and later his mum finds out and gets angry. She asks him, "Did you see anything there that you were not supposed to see?" The boy replies, "Yes, I saw dad!"...
Please send prayers for my mother-in-law, she was taken to hospital this morning, her face was all red and swollen,A bee landed on her face, luckily she wasn't stung,I was quick with the spade...
The lady came round today to collect all my spare doggy paraphernalia. She is acquiring the dog through a Bulgarian rescue centre and it will be house and lead trained. She no longer feels that she...
I know this will go in a flash....but Baldric and I are quite capable of disagreeing without getting nasty and swearing..... The mod who closed Tilly's thread needs a good talking to. This is just...
I have freeview an amazon firestick with Netflix, I am trying to find murder town on the Crime and Investigation, channel, but cannot find it, is this channel only on Sky?
A depressed young woman was so desperate that she decided to end her life by throwing herself into the ocean. When she went down to the docks, a handsome young sailor noticed her tears and took pity...
Husband: "When I get mad you never fight back. How do you control your anger?"
Wife: "I clean the toilet."
Husband: "How does that help?"
Wife: "I use your toothbrush!"...
