Someone obviously called here while I was out. Now I can't use the landline. If I try for a dialling tone, all I get is silence. I tried calling the landline from my mobile and I got an engaged tone....
That was a question recently posted and caught my eye and I immediately thought "No, and neither do my stepchildren". Do you still write thank you letters for gifts received? This was...
I have been using L'Oreal Recital Preference 6.35 Havana for my hair but just can't seem to get it anymore. My roots look terrible - can anyone say which other colourant matches that colour? I am...
I have a "big" birthday very soon. I happen to know that arrangements are afoot for a "surprise" party. Trouble is, I really don't want any fuss or any money spent or people to go...
I've got two raised beds coming soon. They measure 6ft x 3ft x 8 inches. Reckon I am going to have to order 25kg bags because a) we don't actually have a wheelbarrow b) barrow access is in any event...
I have encouraged my step son to be more engaged with his food. This includes doing "Pizza factory" on a Saturday night where we make the dough together, the tomato sauce and then roll it...
Cooking creamy chicken pie with which I was going to serve some boiled new spuds. Horror of horrors we are out. Anyone got any nice suggestions other than the dreaded mash?
Ta peeps....
I had a recurring dream last night of buying a sodastream. Which I thought was weird in the extreme. Although I may now buy one (they've come on a lot you know) but only if I can get cherryade. The FH...
I'm having a real senior moment here - I think my brain has atrophed through lack of use over Christmas. Either that or it's pickled. Someone was meant to receive 70% of something. In the event, they...
Horror of horrors, our xbox is displaying an E74 error. I understand it has to go away for repair.
Does anyone have any idea how much this is likely to cost?...
I grew a lot of veg in grow bags and compost this year. I am now progressing to raised beds. I will be buying in some top soil to put in the raised beds, but would it be OK to mix in the old compost...
I was going to cook a gammon tomorrow (a la Gordon). Glaze needs demerara sugar, madeira, sherry vinegar and honey. I've got everything apart from sherry vinegar (haven't got any sherry either). What...
I've got a stinker. In my ears, nose, throat and chest. Ache all over and hardly slept a wink due to having to constantly blow my nose. But in the wee small hours I started thinking WHY do your lips...
Just been watching this on Channel 4. The poached salmon nicoise looks lush. I missed the bit when GR was poaching the salmon - can anyone tell me what he put in the poaching liquid, please?
Against my better judgement I have been roped into singing on my step daughter's "Band Hero" tonight. (Although was amazed to get 95% singing Warwick Avenue). Two songs have come up American...
Paddy's wife comes home from work. All her sex toys are nailed to the wall in a straight line. She screams "you dozy irish barsteward" i said I wanted a dado rail". Apologies if this...
The FH is still looking for a job. He just saw one advertised for "Penetration tester". Unfortunately that brought Salla to mind. He saw another ad recently that required him to "tell...
I did a test run on a chocolate roulade yesterday. Trouble is, it wouldn't roll properly (despite my doing it carefully with a tea towel) and cracked so its like a flat mess of chocolate and cream....
I had no choice but to go to Tescos today. Queuing to get in the car park, fighting over trolleys and then people buying mountains of stuff as if the shops are going to be closed for a whole month! I...
Enough of flouncing and "he said" "she said", enough of trolls, enough of feeling sorry for yourself (apart from me, but that's allowed cos I have to work all night). Here is a...