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My relationship has ended rather painfully, and I've just brought my cat home from the vets to die. Otherwise the weekend has just been tickety blummin boo! All funny contributions welcome.
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It has been suggested that this summer I drive to Italy to meet my OH in a villa somewhere in Tuscany. I love driving, but have never driven abroad. Can anyone offer any tips as to what I should do? I...
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Well seeing as Jayne is not around right now, I am opening the bar. Bottoms up!
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Does anyone else lack motivation? I work jolly hard all week and then get a day off and I just can't be bothered to do anything. I have my whole family coming on Sunday and I really ought to deal with...
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I was following a lorry today which had the "how is my driving - call 0800 blah blah blah" sticker on the back. Has anyone ever called one of these? Does it work? Does anyone take any notice? It's...
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Seeing as it's Poets Day today, let's have a little poetry and lighten the mood! Funny poems would be good, but PLEASE NO insulting ones aimed at having a pop at anyone else. Can be your own...
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only I can't decide what. Don't fancy chocolate. Don't have the ingredients for a fruit cake. I reckon either coffee and walnut or something with lime (I have a whole bag of limes to use up). What...
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This might sound odd, the last two nights my little sod, ASBO has been followed home by a little black and white female. Tonight when I was trying to coax him in, he ran up to her and rubbed his face...
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this time of year. With the days getting milder, the nights getting lighter, things starting to push through in the garden, full of promise for the next few months. AND I think I just heard a skylark...
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Men, honestly! I met someone whom I thought to be genuine 5 weeks ago. He is wonderful in every way, attentive, funny, talks to me, listens to me, tactile, caring, makes me laugh and is a true...
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I am making some creme brulee later for which I need 6 egg yolks. I thought I would use the whites to knock up a couple of meringues for the freezer. However, I don't have room for 2 full size...
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Good morning. Stupid o clock. Grrrrrr. Don't you just love Mondays?!
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Having a salmon steak in the fridge and deciding you can't be bothered to cook it. Hence salmon tartare for tea tonight. What's yours? (Definition of laziness, not tea!)
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New bloke is due in one hour and 15 mins. Kitchen is a hell hole sh!t tip, I am flustered and ever so slightly pi$$ed, main course is OK, starter is decidely iffey and sweet, I have no idea cos it...
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is not through his chest with a knife, but through his stomach. So what would impress you guys if a lady were to cook? Good old fashioned english? Haute cuisine? Steak and chips? One, two or three...
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I have just taken delivery of my new phone. I can't get the back off!! I've watched the video (yes there really is a video), I've tried using rubber gloves, I've tried pressing down with both thumbs...
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QoA suggested in a different thread that if I had a pub perhaps it should be called the Barmaid's Inn. What would you call yours?!
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Right, I've been in a situation where all I have done for the last 2 years is work work work. I've now organised myself a cleaner and have a secretary coming for an interview next week. I've had a few...
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I have had the sh!ttiest of sh!t days and to top it all got dumped - by text!!!!!!!!!!! Someone make me laugh, it's been a nasty week (with a boob scare just to make my world complete!). Plus a family...
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I had to have a blood test this morning. Just took the plaster off and the whole of the inside of my elbow is a bloody black mess (about 1 x 2 inches). I've cleaned it up, but this is clearly under...

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