Ouch. Bizarre accident No. 35(a). I've had some stupid accidents in the past - too many to mention or to even remember, but this has to count amongst the top 5 for unimaginable events. What's the...
"The Pope has a really cool mate - an albino monk who wears barbed wire pants". "When you're drunk, your brain waves goodbye to your body, and cos your body is weaker than your brain,...
Just imagine for a minute that a vacancy within a firm is only advertised interally, knowing that no internal employees have the right qualifications or experience, and that said vacancy is not...
Do you think I should have a fringe? Or just change my name to Cousin It? Or if I took my shades off would I see better? (I'm still Carmen Bananas Miranda on my screen, but I'm a little behind.....)...
Through the spring these have grown fantastically - lots of height, bushed out, green leaves, hardly any fly so far. All of a sudden some of the leaves have turned very quickly yellow and drop off...
It's a fact, it's a very simple thing.
How do they know? Who's counted? What if a few were 'undeclared' or hidden, huh? I estimate there actually 9 million, 6 thousand and 3 bicycles in Bejing....
Evil beings, all three of you. And you all know why... My morning started off well - until I saw those vile creatures. Shame on you, hang your heads in it, my weekend has started off screaming.........
... what a farce. Not saying EE isn't good at times and has it's good actors - Lacey Turner is indeed a little cracker of an actress and the whole Syed/Christian/Masoon gay storyline was fantastically...
... record you ever bought?
I remember 1973 or thereabouts Olivia Newton John's 'Banks of the Ohio' (groan...) and Abba's 'Waterloo'. Both 45's - obviously!...
Wasn't on here yesterday Bobbi - hospital appointment. But I gather from your mwah post, that you had good news regarding your son-in-law? Great. I'm so pleased for you, I know how worried you were. I...
... had a little old lady neighbour round my house yesterday, looking for her lost Percy, who had been missing for 24 hours. She was scouring the neighbourhood and asking us all to check our garages...
.. the drama last night on the Beeb about the early days of Boy George.
Very well acted by the lead, Douglas Booth is it?
I thought it'd be a bit naff - but thoroughly enjoyed it....