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scrotum
i was pulling out my nose hairs and my girl friend walked in. i immediately stopped and she came and sat down. she then proceeded to take a hair off my mouth and blew it and said make a wish. she...
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codgers'kid
good evening logic,how are you today?
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christine847
Any one watch this earlier this evening on BBC1? I thought that none of the competitors sounded like who they were supposed to. What did you think?
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whiffey
Just wanted to say Hi !! Sorry about this afternoon, I will go to Boots tomorrow.
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Beads
I'm bl00dy 28 years old for crying out loud!! :)
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whiffey
Please give me a reason to go on living. I have tried shooting the daylights out of paper targets, reading interesting books, apexing the Lombard roundabout at 60mph, browsing the shelves in Londis,...
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Kromovaracun
I've been tossing this around in my head for a while, and I just can't work it out. The question is, what exact time are people referring to when they harp on about everything being better in 'the...
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cleversod
I just can't get my head round why people come on AB winging that they are bored, i bet that most of you get up on a monday winging you,ve got to go to work, and wishing it was the weekend, then when...
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haysi06
How do you 'manage' yours? Are you the type of person who sorts their emails into folders? Deletes them once read? Saves them? Or doesnt give it a second thought? I have just spent the last hour...
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bobtheturkey
are unemployed?
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carrust
Ms Carrust has just come back from the hairdressers. She couldn't see her usual stylist as she had double-booked. Anyway, the new stylist has made a much better job than the old one....What does she...
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netibiza
Thank you for your xmas message on BetaAB but I can't open it, so wishing you all the best for 2008 x
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pussnboots
Have you had a good day ? I have been to the pub had a couple of lemonades, now it is the closing of my birthday. I want it made it known that I am a real doll and not like knobby and legend think....
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dove
a friend , that unbeknown to themselves has just rang me to make sure I am ok. This friend has only met me through this site, and not only do I want to say thanks to my friend, but to wish him and all...
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Roughquest
How is everyone tonight? Been a long time but Im back....had a pretty tough 8 months - and its really got me down, I dont know myself anymore....life is the lowest its been for me presently, how do...
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wiggal
Hey all! I have really really dry skin, at the mo I seem to be falling apart on my face with patches of dry skin and its horrible! I have 1 moisturiser that works wel, but at ?40 a pot and the way I...
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kp nonuts
Done this before or is it just deja vue. And can you spell. And if you carnt do ya givvatwoss.
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tufty7
Hi, I am with Lloyds home + buildings insurance and have just got my quote through for renewal and its rocketed even though no claims have been made , So pc at hand I have had varius online quotes and...
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DIZDABIZ
ive spent a lot of time arguing with these people&would like to go&suprise these people with a drink&an apology! my mates talking about ?2000! to trace their ip&home adresses!(too pricey) does anyone...

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