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Bit Naughty But Hey-Ho!!

A little girl cuts her hand on a rose bush in the playground and runs crying to the teacher. She asks the teacher for a glass of cider. "Why do you want a glass of cider?" the teacher asks. "To take...
15:33 Thu 22nd Aug 201321 answers, last by marval 15:50 Sat 24th Aug 2013
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For Svejk,,,!!

Nursing School.....!! A woman enrolled in nursing school is attending an anatomy class. The subject of the day is involuntary muscles. The instructor, hoping to perk up the students a bit, asks the...
04:16 Thu 22nd Aug 20137 answers, last by Jemisa 13:57 Thu 22nd Aug 2013
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Good Morning Early Birds!

good morning all well i don't know where you are but its belting down of rain here in kent at the moment!
03:39 Thu 22nd Aug 2013168 answers, last by Baldric 08:02 Thu 22nd Aug 2013
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Good Morning Early Birds!

its a dark but dry start to weds half the week gone already!...
03:40 Wed 21st Aug 2013187 answers, last by waterboatman 07:38 Wed 21st Aug 2013
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Alba!

i can see you its no good hiding lol xxx
13:50 Tue 20th Aug 201321 answers, last by Psybbo 14:44 Tue 20th Aug 2013
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Great Start To The Week!

parked the car at work this morning as i'm walking in found £10 on the floor thought that's handy! do my work go back to car and find that the starter motor has had it great!! just managed to get to...
10:18 Mon 19th Aug 201316 answers, last by berniecuddles 10:02 Thu 22nd Aug 2013
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Children!!

You spend the first 2 years of their life teaching them to walk and talk. Then you spend the next 16 years telling them to sit down and shut-up.
04:11 Mon 19th Aug 20135 answers, last by Suetheramble 19:12 Mon 19th Aug 2013
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Little Sister!!

Little Sister! A man and his wife were having sex one night in there bedroom. There little boy opens the door and says "Daddy what are you doing to mummy?" Then the daddy says "Making you a little...
16:03 Sat 17th Aug 20132 answers, last by mrs.chappie 21:25 Sat 17th Aug 2013
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Mo Farah!!

mo farah well done!! greatest British athlete ever fantastic
17:00 Fri 16th Aug 20139 answers, last by thatsmethatis 17:38 Fri 16th Aug 2013
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Good Morning Early Birds!

good morning to you all on tues morning not bad out certainly not chilly for this time of the morning i must say!
03:48 Tue 13th Aug 2013177 answers, last by tonyav 10:22 Tue 13th Aug 2013
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Doctor Doctor

Doctor doctor, Help me now! I'm getting shorter and shorter! just wait there and be a little patient! Doctor, doctor I’m addicted to brake fluid Nonsense man, you can stop anytime! Doctor doctor,...
03:52 Mon 12th Aug 20132 answers, last by marval 17:04 Mon 12th Aug 2013
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Good Morning Early Birds!

good morning all still dark here in bean kent! not chilly tho,oh well start of another week beckons soon be xmas, hope you all had a great weekend!
03:43 Mon 12th Aug 2013226 answers, last by cupid04 10:17 Mon 12th Aug 2013
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Old Age!!

Two old men in a retirement village were sitting in the reading room and one said to the other, ''How do you really feel? I mean, you're 72 years old, how do you honestly feel?'' ''Honestly, I feel...
18:41 Sun 11th Aug 20132 answers, last by frozengal 05:04 Mon 12th Aug 2013
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Human Body!!

The teacher asks, "Flora, what part of the human body increases ten times when excited?" Flora blushes and says, "That’s disgusting, I won’t even answer that question." The teacher calls on...
13:48 Sat 10th Aug 20135 answers, last by AlwaysConfused 15:40 Sat 10th Aug 2013
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Wife Wanted!!

A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: "Wife wanted." Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: "You can have mine."...
09:33 Fri 09th Aug 20137 answers, last by excelsior-1 14:24 Fri 09th Aug 2013
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Graham Norton

so Graham Norton earned himself £2.61 million from the BBC last year. is that too much?...
15:23 Thu 08th Aug 201311 answers, last by tonymclark 10:22 Fri 09th Aug 2013
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Tv Advert - The Sun - Watch Goals Here!!!

this ad does my head in here here here here!!! any ads on at the mo that you cant stand?
18:41 Wed 07th Aug 20136 answers, last by Joeyjake 18:35 Sun 11th Aug 2013
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Memory Foam Pillows?

Afternoon all,been on the internet looking for a pair of memory foam pillows just cant make my mind up what to get, anyone got any opinions which are the best to get. thanks...
13:57 Wed 07th Aug 20136 answers, last by elliemay1 20:34 Wed 07th Aug 2013
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Good Morning Early Birds!

good morning early birds! oh well we are half way through the week already still dark outside but no rain as yet!
04:06 Wed 07th Aug 2013131 answers, last by divegirl 16:35 Wed 07th Aug 2013
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Lettuce....!

A man walks into the doctor's office with a piece of lettuce hanging out of his bum. The doc takes one look and he says, "Jeeze, it looks like we have one hell of a problem here. " The guy responds...
04:01 Wed 07th Aug 20137 answers, last by Tilly2 08:57 Wed 07th Aug 2013

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