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justlearning

Rules of language

I cannot remember the rule but hope that someone else will. When should we use the word "fewer" instead of "less" It feels wrong to say e.g. less people, less books, less parking spaces. I tend to...
18:34 Fri 07th Mar 200813 answers, last by Tim123 14:29 Tue 11th Mar 2008
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wildwood

An old man

was sitting in a foodcourt, staring at a young man who had his hair all spiked up and coloured blue, yellow, orange and red. Every time the young man turned around, the old man was staring at him....
22:54 Wed 14th Nov 20072 answers, last by Bert 16:35 Sun 18th Nov 2007
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Bert

A woman goes to the doctor...

...with a Cadbury's Flake in each ear and tells him she cannot hear anything. The doctor diagnoses "Deaf by Chocolate"
23:51 Tue 09th Oct 20074 answers, last by Bert 21:16 Tue 16th Oct 2007
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timeout1

wat do you call

a pakistani kareoke singer...................................................................................................................get up ta sing.
16:51 Tue 07th Aug 20076 answers, last by Bert 02:09 Wed 15th Aug 2007
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carrust

Croak croak.

A woman sees a sign outside a pet shop. CLITTORIS LICKING FROG ?50-00. She goes in , "I'd like to see the clitoris licking frog". Man behind the counter says. BONJOUR
22:05 Tue 07th Aug 20079 answers, last by bloop- 22:35 Fri 24th Aug 2007
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Doc Spock

how can you tell which baby belongs to jordan

it has got stretch marks round its mouth.
22:32 Tue 17th Jul 200717 answers, last by Bert 23:32 Fri 20th Jul 2007
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abstibus

Convince/persuade

I am becoming increasingly irritated by the use of the verb 'convince', instead of 'persuade'. Also annoyed by misuse of 'hopefully' , 'whenever', 'decimate' and loads more. Anyone feel the same?
07:59 Fri 13th Jul 20078 answers, last by jno 23:44 Mon 16th Jul 2007
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Skreecheeboy

What's the difference

What's the difference between a rabbit and a hare? > > > > > > > >Have you ever seen a pubic rabbit?
15:52 Fri 15th Jun 20076 answers, last by JonnyBoy12 10:34 Thu 04th Oct 2007
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Thunderbird+

School trip

A group of school kids from Glasgow was out on a educational visit to edinburgh castle. At the end of the day mr Taggart, the form teacher was doing a head-count as the pupils sat in their seats on...
00:37 Mon 18th Jun 20073 answers, last by Bert 20:44 Tue 19th Jun 2007
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fruitsalad

does'nt suffer fools gladly

what exactly does this mean?
18:43 Mon 18th Jun 20079 answers, last by patricklogsdon 02:41 Fri 01st Jul 2011
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Bazile

Earth question

Here is a question I was asked recently and couldn't answer properly The earth is a sphere as you look at it from space - so why is it that if you travelled say from the north pole around it and back...
21:37 Wed 30th May 200713 answers, last by xud 13:16 Sun 03rd Jun 2007
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styley

Did you hear about the handbag made from foreskins?

Theres a wonderful new handbag just been invented for the lady always on the go. It's made out of foreskins and can be used to fulfill all your handbaggy needs. But the best part about it is that when...
22:02 Fri 04th May 20074 answers, last by meredith101 16:02 Sun 30th Sep 2007
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mollymoo

what does this mean in english

hi can anyone translate this into english from italian for me please. tante belle cose when you use the online transltors it seems translate each word literally and does not seem to match the context...
17:02 Mon 30th Apr 20074 answers, last by Bert 23:32 Mon 30th Apr 2007
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chimney

Life on mars

what actually happened in the end?
17:43 Sun 29th Apr 20076 answers, last by marwel7 17:26 Mon 30th Apr 2007
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gravitate

polo citry baby yeah

I asked a question a while back whether if you snap a polo in the dark it creates a blue flash. Someone tried it and it didnt work. However I have been just on the inca trail and whilst there I did it...
19:52 Thu 26th Apr 20075 answers, last by gravitate 01:12 Sat 28th Apr 2007
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JanineG

Ralph or Raith?

Why is the name Ralph ("Ralf") so often pronounced Raith? (as in Ralph Feinnes). Thanks,
17:36 Sun 18th Mar 20076 answers, last by Bert 02:39 Thu 05th Apr 2007
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Bernadette10

apostrophes

I am having a plaque engraved and the first line says Happy Landings, Dave and the second line says Your Athens Crew Should it be Your Athen's Crew? Thanks for helping me out!
15:33 Wed 04th Apr 20073 answers, last by jno 12:21 Thu 05th Apr 2007
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Jossie

Explain how spilled water can be mopped up by a rag

The particles stick to the rag
18:55 Sun 25th Mar 20072 answers, last by Bert 02:20 Thu 05th Apr 2007
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Bert

Latest Newsletter (Las Vegas)

I noticed recently that there was some criticism of ABers who criticise other ABers for bad grammar, spelling, or punctuation. However, I'm going to go ahead and say the the article on Las Vegas gives...
02:13 Tue 27th Mar 20076 answers, last by THECORBYLOON 21:35 Tue 27th Mar 2007
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Bert

Reporting answers

For a start, this section should have the headings "Suggestion title" and "What is your suggestion?", not "Question title" and "What is your question?". But that's not why I clicked on the AB...
12:06 Sun 25th Mar 20074 answers, last by unruliejulie 16:22 Sun 25th Mar 2007

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