A dog went? To a telegram office, took out a blank form and wrote: "Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof." The clerk examined the paper and politely told the dog, "There are only nine...
A man wanted to become a priest, so he went to a theological college to enrol. But when he arrived, he was met at the gates, and given his degree without even having to step into the college. When he...
So lets get this straight. If you wanted to ban another user all you have to do is register 20 email addresses (or even 10 would suffice) then report 2 of the same persons threads 10 times. then they...
What do you think? I have a little-used hotmail account. I've just received this email: "Dear Windows Live User, We are contacting you regarding your communication preference settings for Windows Live...
the first time I've been up this early for a long time. It's 7.50am. Some clown was banging something very bl0ody loudly & woke me up. If I find out who it is, I shall open a can of whoopass on his...
Seems like this is one of the few jobs available at this time of international crisis . How would I go about applying for a post ? Seeing as it is not a steady income do you think I would have to...
I have an answerphone where obviously callers can leave a message when I do not (or cannot get to the phone) my question is this:- because my brother does not have a computer (& therefore can,t send...