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Bloomin' traffic lights

Went into town today for shopping. Every single traffic light was on red, it seemed that each one was waiting for me. Reckon that if they all went out, traffic would flow a lot smoother!...
19:14 Mon 12th Nov 20123 answers, last by Hopkirk 20:56 Mon 12th Nov 2012
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Grass cutting

That's it! Grass cut and mower mothballed till spring!
15:10 Sun 11th Nov 20126 answers, last by Wharton 19:23 Sun 11th Nov 2012
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Theatre tickets

Does anyone know whether it is possible to buy London theatre tickets directly from the theatre, using cash, and not being charged exorbitant booking fees? Thanks, BT...
15:08 Sun 11th Nov 20125 answers, last by BlueToffee 19:09 Sun 11th Nov 2012
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Good morning early birds

Good morning to all you early birds, I know there are a loy of you. Been up since just after 2am, back to bed now to see if I can just get another hour. Have a good day everybody. BT...
05:13 Thu 08th Nov 2012125 answers, last by fredkins 09:21 Thu 08th Nov 2012
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A wise old lady!

An old lady was asked, "At your ripe age, what would you prefer to get, Parkinsons or Alzheimers?" The wise lady answered, "Definitely Parkinsons ~ better to spill half my wine than to...
08:07 Wed 07th Nov 20121 answer, last by Starbuckone 08:41 Wed 07th Nov 2012
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American Elections...

Just hope the Americans have the sense to re-elect President Obama today.
07:51 Tue 06th Nov 201215 answers, last by glen565 08:25 Thu 22nd Nov 2012
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Diana Krall

The OH and I treated ourselves to an early Christmas present last week, we went to see Diana Krall at the Albert Hall. Wow, she was fantastic, 2 hours 20 minutes of sheer heaven and, without a break,...
16:04 Mon 05th Nov 20123 answers, last by parkdale 21:31 Mon 05th Nov 2012
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Morning all

After 3 weeks of really good sleeps, for me anyway, insomnia has returned with a vengeance, 3 and a half hours last night! Dentist for Mrs BT today and me tomorrow. Have a good day everybody....
05:01 Mon 05th Nov 2012141 answers, last by horseshoes 09:28 Mon 05th Nov 2012
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Belch and fart

I was just releiving myself when up popped a burp, Mrs BT asked if I could belch and fart at the same time, I couldn't, but is it possible?
13:19 Sun 21st Oct 201220 answers, last by Dinger2 23:36 Sun 21st Oct 2012
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HELP!

Whilst just browsing FB the cooking fat wandered across my keyboard, and now all the instructions appear thus.... Абнавіць статус Дадаць Здымак / Відэа...
18:14 Fri 19th Oct 201211 answers, last by BlueToffee 04:43 Sat 20th Oct 2012
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A 6 and a 4 year old

A 6-year old and a 4-year old are upstairs in their bedroom. 'You know what?' says the 6-year old 'I think it's about time we started swearing.' The 4-year old nods his head in approval. The 6-year...
08:15 Wed 17th Oct 20125 answers, last by Georgiesmum 18:03 Wed 17th Oct 2012
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Water Bed

For years I have been a serial insomniac with between 3 and 5 hours a night, Mrs BT and I are currently zoo keeping, chickens, ducks, cats and dogs, for friends while they are on holiday, and we are...
06:27 Wed 17th Oct 201212 answers, last by josaphine32 07:31 Wed 17th Oct 2012
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Mighty Toffees

Off to Liverpool today for tonight's game........COYB!
07:35 Mon 17th Sep 20123 answers, last by atsgran 09:52 Tue 18th Sep 2012
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The sun

Wonder if we'll get an apology for the lies they published 23 years ago. Don't hold your breath.
12:44 Wed 12th Sep 201210 answers, last by andy-hughes 19:10 Wed 12th Sep 2012
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Morning all

Good morning to anyone else who's up at stupid o'clock. I've been here since 01.55 but think it's time to try for another try at sleep. Don't want to oversleep though as we're off to London today to...
02:43 Mon 10th Sep 201286 answers, last by gness 09:14 Mon 10th Sep 2012
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Olympics/Paralympics

I congratulate EVERYBODY connected with the Olympics and Paralympics from Sebastian Coe to the litter packers and everyone in between. Words fail me, but thank you all for making me so proud of our...
19:03 Sun 09th Sep 20122 answers, last by dotty. 19:06 Sun 09th Sep 2012
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Leather on willow

What more could one ask for, blue skies, hot sun, cold beer, leather on willow.....heaven!
15:06 Sat 08th Sep 201235 answers, last by DTcrosswordfan 06:47 Sun 09th Sep 2012
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Questions and answers

I haven't been a member here very long but can't help noticing how many answers are posted that bear no relevance to the question being asked. Pardon me for asking, but is this quite normal?...
15:53 Fri 07th Sep 201226 answers, last by ttfn 21:30 Fri 07th Sep 2012
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Another se shop....

A Liverpool girl went into an adult shop and asks for a vibrator. The man said: "Choose one from our range on the wall." She said: "I'll take that red one" The man replied:...
15:21 Thu 06th Sep 20126 answers, last by magicmick 22:49 Thu 06th Sep 2012
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Olympic Park

Mrs BT and I are visiting London next Monday to watch the Olympic parade. It is out intention to also visit the Olympic park, can anyone give me a clue as to the best way of getting there. Thank you...
10:28 Tue 04th Sep 20125 answers, last by EvianBaby 10:39 Tue 04th Sep 2012

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