FACTS ABOUT PENGUINS Did you ever wonder why there are no dead penguins on the ice in Antarctica - where do they go? Wonder no more!!! It is a known fact that the penguin is a very ritualistic bird...
.i aint on any meds sonnyjim, was just sayin that drixiegals style is a bit eratic an shes a bit doo lally. lOL. An so am I some of the times. I'VE forgiven you for bein ofensive batty LOL Drixi you'v...
Morons such as Alan Carr, the supposed comedian!!! who gets his laughs by poking fun at soldiers who have been wounded and have lost limbs? Where do these idiots get off? do think they're beyond...
I have just compiled a nice answer to a nice man, Yogi.... we have the 'broken link' syndrom upon us again so Yogi, I like Mr Buble, see if you get this message get yer fingers out Techos!!!! Bobbi...
Big gay Ray goes to the doc's to get his test results. The doc say's, '' I'm sorry Big Gay Ray but you've got aids ! '' Big Gay Ray is devastated and asks the doc what to do. The doc says, '' Eat 1...
November 6th, going to York to do a Charity Night on the 7th November 11 (Poppy Day) my birthday November 14th, aChristening the a wedding on the same day, but not the same girl...lol November 21st, a...
A bear walks into a bar in Billings, Montana. He bangs on the bar with his paw and demands a beer. The bartender approaches and says, "We don't serve beer to bears in bars in Billings." The...
Defo BS, the more I see of him, the more I like him, he' sarky and witty, I like that, craft for her saucy s.o.h and peri and DEN for their daft as a brush take on life, who would you invite???
Went to a little village pub, reminicent of the Woolpack in Emmerdale, it had a woodburning fire which glowed merrily on an otherwise gloomy rainy day! There were 6 of us, 3 couples and biy did we put...