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and i have not bothered putting about half of the numbers i had in the old one into the new one, is this something you have noticied when you get a new phone?
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people on here like me any more, if they ever did *bottom lip is quivering*
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it all now
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out of ammo
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with you
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what's for tea
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you
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in the microwave, i forgot to pierce the bag
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went to overtake and realised as you see the oncoming vehicle that you have miscalculated and may not make it in time? quite a rush that :)
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for his post in football
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has popped
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fish fingers, ravioli and some irn bru are you jealous
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i have put his crisps in the bin while he was out, bliss
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mwah etc
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is it nice? i have never been, they are going up
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ever get those nights when you are just at peace with yourself and totally relaxed?
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would you most like to hit over the head with a rusty shovel
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a stoat by the river near my house isn't that fascinating
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just thought id say that fatima has more body hair than me

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