If i was about to fry an egg and a penguin suddenly came in through the window and laid an egg in the frying pan which i fried and ate would my house insurance pay out if i was then violently ill...
Do you think Joan of arc's last thoughts might have been " i wish someone had nominated me for the ice bucket challenge" ...have you seen anyone use an orange b&q bucket for the challenge?...
My roger ramjet mug unwashed as i will be having another mug of coffee in the morning before i embark on a trip to the north coast of Ireland i will then return for a feast of recorded 15 to 1 with...
If you are in a toy shop and you press the button on a toy which then makes all sorts of strange noises is it better... To pretend you never pressed it in the first place Bear with it and pretend you...
Hello i manage to pull my first non bearded female in several years online recently by convincing her i am one half of daft punk, she is cross eyed so i figured by putting an old pc monitor on my head...
