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Lie-in King
It is with the utmost sadness & regret that I'm posting that Mamyalynne passed away this evening just before 6:00. She went peacefully, with myself, her daughter, son-in-law & grandson present. She...
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bobtheturkey
You both mentioned I was being chased on here can you supply me with details? If they have they have their own teeth and look like Thora Hird (in her prime not as she looks now) then I might need to...
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VidelGamergirl
Erm just to keep it short and sweet he's my friend and i am attracted to him but he doesn't understand their is a time and a place not in class or in front of other people. He does it just to annoy...
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Bobbisox1
Mines Grey Goose vodka , was always Smirnoff till I tasted GG ,I know your aren’t suppose to but I have it as a Hi Ball with Caffeine free Coke...
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bobtheturkey
Would you rather walk around for the rest of your life with an orange b&q bucket on your head 24 7, or have your left ear removed with a stanley knife wielded by Engelbert Humperdinck?...
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bobtheturkey
Little bit nervous but here goes.. Earlier whilst using water from my radiator to complete the making of my pot noodle after season 3 of my bullseye collection fell from a height and knocked my kettle...
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Katie~77
Something (I dread to think what!!) has just attacked my hamster!! She was shrieking so I ran to her - she was curled up in a ball and it looks like something has bitten her face :o( I don't know what...
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bobtheturkey
If you were an egg and you had to die by being cooked which method would you choose?...
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bobtheturkey
When you are eating my kin this Xmas it will all be over
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bobtheturkey
I am new here
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biscuit
Hi am new to this and was scanning sites for a bit of advice I am mid 20s male and i am very happy in a long term relationship, we have bought a house together and things are great However there a...
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bobtheturkey
There was - Legend (hated me) Whiffy (deceased) Dot (mad old bird) Whiskeysheri (still gorgeous) Hellibobs (mad northern bird) And Katie (misty eyed) And I purchased my first ever b&q orange...
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queenofmean
Woke up and having a panic attack. I don't know why this time but I really would like it to stop. I know coming here to talk helps me a lot...
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bobtheturkey
Why do the leave side not want turkey's to be in the European union, they don't complain when we are in their ovens at Xmas do they On a lighter note my auntie used to babysit Emilia Clarke...
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bobtheturkey
I once plunged two fingers into a lukewarm mug of tea made by Tetley to rescue the remains of a figroll I had overdunked, I hope this has sufficiently impressed the females in the hope I can attract a...
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bobtheturkey
I am new here my favourite colour is orange and i collect buckets
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bobtheturkey
An answerbank girlfriend how do you get one?
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nailit
Hope this post doesnt get deleted, its a serious query. Just why is porn mainly seen as a 'man' thing? I'm a man and I like porn. Ive had girlfriends who have loved a bit of porn (especialy if that...
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breadstick
If 2 people are in a house and person A opens a spare room window when they get up and then goes to work then person B goes to work an hour later leaving the window still open who is to blame? A's...
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bobtheturkey
Can you remember the day you bought your spatulas and have you been happy with their service since...

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