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Best friend.

A dog is truly man's best friend .Not convinced ?. Put your dog and your wife in the boot of your car for an hour , When you open it see who's happy to see you .
09:38 Mon 17th Nov 2008
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How can I extend my PC speakers so I can

.... listen to my music on Windows Media Player in another room? This Christmas I want to play the songs on my Windows Media Player in to my conservatory (So I don't have to change the CD's all the...
18:20 Sun 16th Nov 20089 answers, last by weeal 19:58 Sun 16th Nov 2008
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Beef spread.

I'm starting to think i'm cracking up because everyone i talk to says i'm imagining it ,but surely someone remembers the advert for "Southerlands Spread" Where the kid has such sensitive taste buds...
16:22 Sun 02nd Nov 20086 answers, last by MsEVP 18:10 Sun 02nd Nov 2008
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Fighting talk.

A man is sat in a restaurant and gets hit on the back of the head with a prawn cocktail .He looks round and a bloke says "and that's just for f**king starters.
17:25 Sat 01st Nov 2008
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condoms

Written on a condom machine ..... Buy me & stop one
21:18 Sat 25th Oct 20086 answers, last by squarebear 11:58 Fri 31st Oct 2008
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Doctors.

A man visits the doctors and complains he has hereditary diarrhoea .The doctor says diarrhoea is'nt hereditary .The man says well it's in my jeans .
21:04 Sat 25th Oct 20082 answers, last by lankeela 22:51 Mon 27th Oct 2008
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Ouch!

Anyone who says onions are the only vegetable that makes you cry has never been hit in the face with a turnip.
20:42 Sat 25th Oct 20081 answer, last by k8bailey 17:47 Thu 30th Oct 2008
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Whats the difference.

Whats the difference between a buffalo and a bison ?. Ans....You cant wash your hands in a buffalo.
13:28 Sun 19th Oct 20088 answers, last by carrust 09:10 Tue 21st Oct 2008
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Why do we say "Touch wood"

Not meaning to bring bad luck on ourselves, we say "touch wood". Why?
21:45 Fri 11th Jul 20087 answers, last by juandelacruz 15:48 Mon 25th Aug 2008

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