I have just found a hairbrush behind the fridge. It is very tacky and smells a bit with obvious chunks of scalp on the knobby ends of what few prongs remain. It is a revolting object and I cannot see...
It's stuffed with plebs and idiots and curios from a monkey theme park. What would you like with your vodka, what did you have for lunch, can I have 2 sugars please, oooohh cake.
wello its vodka. but . what with it? coke zero ? sprite lite ? or diet irn bru? hard decision to make on my own. help please folks. or could go mental and take redbull in it ???
Following on from legend's deeply inspired question about vodka, I got to pondering and wondering - what should be added to bourbon to prevent a nervous breakdown ? And more important, do you give...
did you know that today is chibby checkers birthday? do you know how old the old twiaster is? holdf on to your hats . because hes only ........................... 66 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! that aside its...
Thats it, the sane dayshift are logging off, the inane idiots on the AB user night shift can post idiotic youtube links to your hearts content night night losers Xx
1) How many youtube links has leg end posted today ? 2) Will leg end and the gonad-free imbecile speling-freak end up in a moronic embrace in Tenerife ? I was going to ask a question about frogs but...
Boy'f can't keep anything down (or up!) but is starving hungry - should he eat and change bringing it up again even though the heaving is giving him a pounding headache or just try and stay away from...
Why do men like fat, windy women,..... (its a known fact fat women are especially smelly becoz of BO and excess wind) ...... I mean yes, i'm sure their personalities must shine through the foul gas...
Should the Queen be called to give evidence at the Diana inquest, and if not why? Paul Burrell, Diana's Butler is to be called and the centre of his evidence will be his claim that the Queen warned...
Tonight I was on my way home from work, waiting for public transport - it was raining and someone who was stood close by with a golfing umbrella asked me if i'd like to join them to keep out of the...
Which great Briton, who hasn't been represented with a major statue or monument, should be honoured? Doesn't matter if they're alive or dead, but they have to be British either born, by marriage or a...
I now have conclusive PROOF that certain scurrilous people are signing up to AB with multiple accounts and using them mischieviously. Many of these registrations are coming from Eastern Europe. This...
I am watching this film with Pierce Brosnan, but what I don't understand is how it is possible to have endless sexual intercourse when you are hard pushed for time. If you are racing around the world,...
With tonight's MOBO (Music of Black Origin) awards and previous BET (Black Entertainment TV) awards. http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/69598 35.stm...
Is Body & Soul the Internet equivalent of Jeremy Kyle and Trish, all rolled into one? It seems to be full of inadequate people, baring their souls to the world and enjoying the verbal abuse that goes...
