Does anyone happen to know when Meeanee Barracks, Mersea Road, Colchester, ceased to be used as an Army base? I was demobbed from the barracks in 1962. I looked at it, via Google, a few days ago, and...
A young archaeologist gets a job on a dig in the Middle East. He flies out there and is met by an older archaeologist, who shows the young man around the dig. "You'll like it here," says the...
Wouldn't it be nice if we could listen to a voicemail message on BT's 1571, and then print it out, instead of trying to remember it? Is there a gadget that would do that?
A motorist was driving along an isolated road, out in the countryside, when his car stopped. He had run out of fuel. Just then a bee flew in through the open window. The bee said, "What seems to...
A householder hears a knock at his front door. He opens said door, and there stands a young man, nicely dressed in a suit and tie, carrying a black briefcase, but he's wet through, because it's...
Dear Editor, would it be possible to install an "edit" button, so that ABers who wish to alter their question/answer after they have posted it can do so? I am thinking of the...
This is alleged to be true. It's parents' evening at a primary school. The headteacher is talking to a single mum who is known to have had many boyfriends, and thus she has many children. The...
This is for people who live in Wootton Bassett. Whenever I see pictures of military corteges passing through Wootton Bassett, there are always many people lining the streets, and the British Legion...
A recent posting from Answerprancer hasn't shed any light on the problem, so I'll start the ball rolling. Knock, knock! Who's there? Ivor. Ivor who? Ivor message from your wife. Surely someone can do...
Clean air spoils climate. A recent study that was undertaken by, among others, the Dutch Meteorological Institute, has indicated that cleaner air over Europe is contributing to global warming. The...
I have a parking disc from the German Democratic Republic, and I should like to know if I could get anything for it from a collector. Can anyone advise me? I don't want to go to an auctioneer, for...
(No, no, don't log off! This is a good one!) Dutch granny to Dutch grandad: "When are we going to the pictures again?" Dutch grandad to Dutch granny: "We've already been." Dutch...
Now I'm really getting into my stride. There were two Belgian anglers sitting quietly at the water's edge. Suddenly, one says to the other, "Can I borrow your float?" "What for?"...
As nobody groaned at my previous effort, here's another one. A Belgian housewife phones an electrician. "When are you coming to fix my door bell?" she says. "This is the fifth time that...
(The Dutch and the Belgians tell jokes about each other, much as the English tell jokes about the Irish, the Scots, the Welsh, and pretty well everybody. This is a Dutch joke about the Belgians. Stand...
How come that the only people who seem to be affected by the e-coli outbreak are farm visitors, mainly children? I haven't heard of farm workers catching the infection. Does this indicate that the...
The site is running faster today, so thanks to all concerned. A few days ago it was running frustratingly slowly, and, no doubt, the management had many complaints. Well, here's a bit of praise: well...