Four men are finishing up a round of golf one Saturday morning, and one of the men asks the others “What are you guys doing this afternoon?” The first guy says “I have to clean out the garage. The...
a Jehovah Witness knocked my door and i invited him in and after making him a cup of coffee i asked him what he wanted to talk about and he said " i don't know i've never got this far before "...
The day we went metric i went to the fruit shop and asked can i have 2 Lbs of bananas please and was told it's Kilos now sir and i said OK give me 2 Lbs of Kilos then...