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I’ve Been Accused Of Being A Copycat

Well….. What they actually tried to say I'm a plagiarist... Their words, not mine....

The Three Bears

Baby Bear goes downstairs, sits in his small chair at the table. He looks into his small bowl. It is empty. 'Who's been eating my porridge?!?' he squeaks. Daddy Bear arrives at the big table and sits...

Smowball

Best Sports Hames!!

I’m going with Toto Wolff!! Who can beat that??...

Spicerack

News We Can All Agree On....

I'm sure. The condemnation of this creature. https://news.sky.com/story/climate-activist-pours-human-faeces-on-captain-sir-tom-moore-memorial-in-protest-over-private-jets-12709946...

Rondy

Football Fans

A primary teacher starts a new job at a school on Mersyside and, trying to make a good impression on her first day, explains to her class that she is a Liverpool fan. She asks her students to raise...

Redhelen72

3 Months Today Is

Christmas Day!!!! Your welcome...

bednobs

Where Have I Put Them??

my daughter has a bake off for school tomorrow and she's making millionaires shortbread. last week i bought some halloween toppers as the theme is autumn. WHere the hell did i put them please? i can't...

sugarkiss6

What Would You Think If You Saw A Guy Dressed Like This?

outfit - https://imgur.com/a/utYXVWZ...

Samuraisan

Roy Orbison

Cwying cwying over you ! OFAH

Aminahchaudhary

What Do You Think About A Girl

That buys extra house for new born child ???...

macpark

Scottish Field September

4a Arose and bumps about (6) 12a Nastry record halved altered descent (8) a??????? 16a Running behind the base, stand without money ($) l?t? 17a Once bitten, feeling tired after two sets thrown before...

nailit

You Dont Know What You've Got...

Till its gone.. Got no hot water until the council get a plumber on Friday! Reported that my boiler had given up the ghost Friday just gone. Was told that the earliest that they could get to me was...

maggiebee

Pete Murray

Happy 97th Birthday Pete. Pete began broadcasting before the Queen was crowned and brought joy to many.

Canary42

Another Amusing Little (True Allegedly) Tale From Facebook

https://ibb.co/hy7Qct4...

Sqad

Goodbye Brendon Rodgers.

Leicester will be looking for a new manager tomorrow.

Canary42

A Very Old Radio Joke Re-Hashed For The Current Situation.

Guests being announced at the Ball :- Mr and Mrs Wall-Funeral-Coverage and their son Walter....

poodledoo

Homophones

17)Bother/excavate 21)Line/signal 22)Knock/cover 30)Collar/Yellow bit...

smurfchops

Cushelle -V- Andrex

Am I imagining it, or have both brands become much thinner? What loo paper is soft and thick?...

sandyRoe

I Got Today's Wordle In Three Guesses.

Has anyone ever done better?