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Dad Joke Of The

My new girlfriend asked me what I do for a job, and I told her I work in a bowling alley. She said "Ten pin?" "No, it's a permanent position" I told her....

Hopkirk

Invisible Ink!

I accidentally drank a whole bottle of invisible ink! I’m now sat in hospital waiting to be seen…… : )...

Shaglene

How Old Were You...................

How old were you when you realised that race car spelt backwards is race car?

Ken4155

Saturday Punt - 7 May 2022

Today's ITV7 consists of 3 races from Ling (incl 1st leg at 2.05), 3 from Ascot and one from Haydock - a mixed flat and NH meet.

itchycopark

Australian Horror

(dont show the kids) https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-10784725/Tara-Jayne-flaunts-huge-cleavage-skimpy-pink-ensemble-Melbourne.html...

brian j john

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Spammers on Body and soul and adverts Been reported...

Buenchico

One For Ken4155, I Think . . .

Would you back a horse that's being ridden by a jockey who's never had a winner in 40 years of trying? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g9qJ43t7KHw...

tiggerblue10

What's The Scariest Film(S) You've Ever Seen?

This has probably been asked on here many times but hey ho....I'm tired, bored and no longer in control of the tv remote! Mine are The Changeling, La Cabina and Wolf Creek. And anything based on real...

bobtheturkey

Hi I'm New Here

I'm hoping to get my children's novel published soon about an orange b&q bucket that lives on the island of nantucket The problem is I need to retrieve an earlier draft from my wheelie bin but edna...

Cindy1302

Would You Consider His Shorts To Be Too Short To Go Out In Public In?

https://imgur.com/a/ZiFo2Xs...

ladybirder

How Many Cars Have You Owned In Your Life?

I was staggered to realise I had owned 20, not all at the same time. I wonder how that figure stands against others here. The only car I ever had that was appreciating in value got stolen 2 days after...

bluearmyman

All Plays, Musicals, Ballets Or Operas. All Theatre Productions.

Play about doormen controlled by a sports bra. 8 letters. Tickets please.2,9,5 letters. Scotsman's punt on hydrogen (don't mention it) 7 letters. Opera about Duke of Burgundy's wife. 6,9 letters....

barry1010

Does A Particular Song Or Piece Of Music Make You Cry?

I'm dead hard, me. I can sit through Dumbo without feeling a twitch of emotion, never get teary watching tv or reading a book. Hard luck stories leave me cold. I didn't even cry when Hayley died...

Stargazer

What Are The Most Original Names

that Abers create for themselves? I vote for DonkeyHoaty!

Rondy

Men!!!

My wife was reading a magazine she said to me "It says here that 50% of men sing in the shower and the other 50% masturbate and do you know what song they sing?" "No I don't." I said "I didn't think...

jennyjoan

Velcro

I need two strips of the above but doublesided for a flat mop I have. I could buy a new one but the flat bit are far too wide, and I like the width of mine. Guess has to be very durable as will be...

tiggerblue10

National Tea Day

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/National_Tea_Day?wprov=sfla1 As well as being HM's birthday, it is also National Tea Day today. Raising a cup of tea for her birthday :o) How do you like your tea and do...

SandyRowtwo

Samsung Galaxy Phone Has Died.

It was almost exactly 5 years old. Would it be worth while trying to get it repaired or should I accept its gone and look for something else?