Do you think Benitez will still be in charge of Liverpool after tonight?
They're not walking out to "You'll Never Walk Alone" instead its gonna be "Buddy Can You Spare A Dime"
Paddy dies, goes to hell and meets the Devi who gives him the choice of going through one of three doors to spend the rest of eternity. Paddy looks into door one and sees people being dipped into...
I went to the cemetery yesterday to lay some flowers on a relative's grave. As I was standing there I noticed 4 grave diggers walking about with a coffin... 3 hours later and they're still walking...
NEVER CHOKE IN A SOUTHERN RESTAURANT... Two hillbillies walk into a restaurant. After ordering their cornbread and beans, they talk about the latest addition to their junkyard business. Suddenly, a...
Little boy playing with his train, his mum overhears him say 'all you b@stards getting off, f*ck off. All you b@stards getting on, f*cking hurry up'. Mum sends him to his room for 2 hours untill he...
1 which snooker player was known as the grinder 2 who plays at boundry park 3 how often is the ryder cup held 4 who wears a Mawashi 5 the puma's are which rugby union side 6 which brit won the us...
So, Robbie Savage says he would consider playing for Wales again if Toshack was removed from the Managers post. A good excuse to keep Toshack in the job?
A Scotsman phones a dentist to enquire about the cost for a tooth extraction. "?85 for an extraction, sir" the dentist replied. "?85!!! Huv ye no'got anythin'...
An Irish schoolteacher asks her class to use the word "contagious." Roland, the teacher's pet, gets up and says, "Last year I got the measles and my mum said it was contagious." "Well done Roland,"...
Does any one know who the old woman is from the Steve Wright show? I have a feeling it might be the same person as Daphne from the quiz show Eggheads, but am not too sure - appreciate any answers...
My husband has a collection of matchbox labels, as they are just sitting in the cupboard he thought he might sell them. Anyone got any suggestion or website for where to find out some more...