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butchers shop

a guy walks in to a butchers shop and says morning can i have 2lb of liver plz butcher replies sorry fresh out of liver ive got some nice steak and kidney .....guy replies no its ok ive got my bike...

con-amca

who is it?

Here's an old one. A man was looking at a portrait. Someone asked him who he was looking at. He said: "Brothers and sisters have I none, but this man's father is my father's son." Whose picture was he...

twiggytwigg

chicken song gran canaria

i went to puerto rico in the last two weeks, went in this bar called snoopys who the dj is a legend and he played a song he called chicken song every1 went crazy but i don't know what its called so...

BabeeRose113

Light Bulb Answer

What is a riddle that has a light bulb as its answer?

Chappie55

Jockeys

Why can't jockeys have beards?

Penguinnick

France

What country did France turn into in May 1980

Del2035

midshipman

what were midshipmen formerly called

edna lawley

american revolution

american officer born in connecticut in 1741 who shifted his allegiance to the british

robertsa

Times 2 jumbo 196

50a: Stray feline (5,3) -l-e-cat Thanks

grizzly bear

Rugby

Who is the International Rugby Board's player of the year?

grizzly bear

Chronicle Sports Quiz

Who is this an anagram of please? H O L E D A N I N O Thanks in advance.

plattbridge

listen to this amazing band! found them on myspace

www.myspace/theinventorsliverpool

kelle

Which Christmas song is this - PLEASE?!

Please.. This is driving me insane. Can anyone please tell me the actual name of the Christmas song that has the following lyrics. "They say there'll be snow at Christmas" "They say there'll be Peace...

andrea-lou

sporting courses

which famous sporting course is 3977ft (1212m) long

Colortec

golf clubs - what does what?

First set for step - son. We know what a putter does and we know what the driver does. What do the other clubs do though, and when should we use them?