right i know people still find calum best attractive and many men with bald heads are also considered attractive but i was made to feel so small tongiht when a friend called me six head instead of...
especially for a Sunday but I had a bit of a nightmare which woke me up. I can't blame it on the cheese as I didn't have any last night! Anyhoo, hope all you dads out there have a lovely Fathers Day...
This past few years I am having to get a guy to suck something like 50 litres of water out of my oil tank. I have even changed companies but it is still happening. It is well covered blah. Anyway my...
Oh F**k just noticed the God Squad (J/Witness's) on the prowl AGAIN so i've shut the curtains rather than opening the door & telling um to go forth & multiply. How long should i give it b4 i open the...
I have to go into work tomorrow because my stupid member of staff has gone into our shared drive and deleted loads of spreadsheets containing everybody's working times and overtime claims. He went...
As of today ive decided to embark on a mission to have sex with my aunt! Do you think i can? OK, so Im 18, and my aunt is a married 35 year old who lives in the UK. But every few months she comes back...
1) What was the last thing you ate? 2) What CD is in your CD player right now? 3) How many keys are on your key ring? 4) What colour is the room that you are in? 5) Do you give your pets birthday and...
My partner and I are getting married in 3 months and lastnight he said if after a year of marriage I don't fall pregnant he will find someone else or get a donor!! Now this is a sensitive topic as...
who else watched the repeat of 'Rising Damp' today, the episode when Rigsby thought he'd run over and killed his cat Vienna? I've seen it several times but was still laughing out loud at it, on my...
a guy at work had been chasing me for nearly 6 months and when i finally agreed to go out with him for a drink after that we met at my house and had mad sex... when i got to work the next day he did...