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Bumpkin_Clumber

Is Everone waiting for the Honour

Of being the 1,000th contributor to these hallowed pages ? I'll accept 999 as it's what I did in my previous life...
10:37 Sun 01st Apr 20123 answers, last by Bumpkin_Clumber 17:31 Sun 01st Apr 2012
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tinkerbell23

Oh well! Thats it all over!

My uni ball was last night for those who havent seen my thread! Was brill! The meal was to die for i am soooo going to try to recreate it!! Amazing!! And nobody had the same dress as me hahahaha!! And...
13:21 Sun 01st Apr 201258 answers, last by tinkerbell23 22:06 Sun 01st Apr 2012
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marval

Rules of Housekeeping

1. Vacuuming too often weakens the carpet fibres. Say this with a serious face, and shudder delicately whenever anyone mentions Carpet Fresh. 2. Dust bunnies cannot evolve into dust rhinos when...
15:48 Sun 01st Apr 20123 answers, last by lady-janine 22:06 Sun 01st Apr 2012
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slinky.kate

i won the lottery last night

£6,459 ,.i am in deep shock,i have spent it already
08:56 Sun 01st Apr 201217 answers, last by DTcrosswordfan 10:44 Sun 01st Apr 2012
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Bumpkin_Clumber

Wakey Wakey - In the words of Billy Cotton

Good morning world and especially ABers.. It's fine outside, a nice glow in the sky to the east. Time you were all up and about readying your April Fool jokes (Must have a look at the Jokes Topic)....
05:39 Sun 01st Apr 201226 answers, last by murraymints 18:05 Sun 01st Apr 2012
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Ratty2E

Red Cross parcel

I've just picked up my post and amongst the usual junk and bills was a large bulging envelope from the Red Cross. It would appear that they think they can bribe me into donating by giving me a...
16:32 Thu 01st Mar 201215 answers, last by boxtops 06:49 Sun 01st Apr 2012
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stokemaveric

have you ever got stuck somewhere??

i was putting an ariel up on the garage today and the ladder fell and i was stuck on the roof for 40 minutes...good job it wasnt raining...
18:36 Sat 31st Mar 201230 answers, last by methyl 13:44 Sun 01st Apr 2012
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alperchino

Double clutching?

Guys! Anyone know what this double clutching is? A guy at work was going on abut it and I don't have a clue :(
03:04 Sun 01st Apr 20126 answers, last by lankeela 16:29 Sun 01st Apr 2012
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wiggal

Weekend on my own, trying to get used to it!

Hey all! So, my better half is at a stag do this weekend, and so it is just me, the cats & the axolotls! I am not used to being on my own, but need to start getting used to it as he is going to be...
16:10 Sat 31st Mar 201223 answers, last by Maidup 22:55 Sun 01st Apr 2012
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gness

Thoughtful Friends

Today is the anniversary of my husband`s death. The week in hospital before he died was horrendous and I have very painful memories of what happened to him. Yet today I feel happy. I have had cards,...
12:19 Sat 31st Mar 201233 answers, last by gness 18:10 Sat 31st Mar 2012
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gness

Noisy Audiences

When I am in charge of all the theatres in the world I will ban sweet paper rustling and decapitate people who talk throughout performances.
22:35 Fri 30th Mar 201231 answers, last by commoner 18:22 Sat 31st Mar 2012
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Bumpkin_Clumber

The midges are about

Ouch, they have a birthday today... one bite on each ankle and 2 on my arms... good job I have got cloven feet (Despite my wife used to say when she called me a daft old goat or a bloody devil) I dont...
22:44 Fri 30th Mar 201211 answers, last by commoner 06:25 Sat 31st Mar 2012
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irban

LOAD OF TOSH

I have just clicked on to Chatterbank for the very first time. What a load of old rubbish
16:08 Fri 30th Mar 201240 answers, last by lady-janine 22:25 Fri 30th Mar 2012
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smurfchops

Car Tax Refund

I am part exchanging my car on Saturday and want to know if I can claim back the tax from Sunday 1st April? If so how do I do that or do I have to lose the month's refund ?
16:31 Thu 29th Mar 201218 answers, last by smurfchops 10:53 Sun 01st Apr 2012
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Bumpkin_Clumber

An old Copper

This joke is as old as me if not more,,, An old copper, Pc Hardy, was on his beat one night when he saw Johnny cycling towards him, his front lamp was flashing on and off. Just as Pc Hardy was about...
00:53 Fri 30th Mar 20126 answers, last by mrs.chappie 16:07 Sun 01st Apr 2012
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gness

Laptop Fighting Back.

My laptop has been playing up a bit lately so I have been thinking of a new one. This is a hand me down. Tonight it has been really bad so I plonked it on the kitchen table and told it it had to go....
22:32 Thu 29th Mar 201225 answers, last by gness 00:21 Fri 30th Mar 2012
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LazyGun

Church stages fake kidnapping of kids

You would be hard pressed to make it up.... As if the Church does not already have enough to worry about with all the allegations of paedophile priests, now some church decides to stage a kidnapping...
19:28 Thu 29th Mar 201231 answers, last by naomi24 09:00 Fri 30th Mar 2012
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EDDIE51

Petrol availability thread ?

There are a few questions on at the moment saying it is hard to find petrol. How about an AB network telling each other where there is fuel available? we are all over the country so we should be able...
07:04 Thu 29th Mar 201277 answers, last by MarkRae 21:14 Sun 01st Apr 2012
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Bumpkin_Clumber

THANK YOU ALL

Just a brief thank you to all ABers - my wife of 8 years died suddenly at home in the early hours of last Tuesday morning. I was Ok at the time, my old training kicked in and I went into auto-pilot...
18:53 Wed 28th Mar 201278 answers, last by LoftyLottie 10:04 Fri 30th Mar 2012
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Caran

Cards

With the postage increase I was wondering about cards online. Does the recipient actually receive a card in their hand or does it get emailed to them? What if they do not have an email address? I do...
12:34 Thu 29th Mar 20128 answers, last by Starbuckone 23:45 Thu 29th Mar 2012

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