Not strictly Quizzes and Puzzles - but hthis has been puzzling me for ages - In a comic, in the 60's there used to be a character who had lots of little men inside him, doing all his bodily...
Just made a coffee- couldnt find a teaspoon...where DO they go to? Probably the same place as all the biros and partners of the odd socks left in your drawer.
A pregnant woman is in a very painful labour, the baby is born, and without getting to see it, it's rushed off. Ten minutes later the doctor returns "Miss, I have some good news and some bad news",...
After a night which doesn't bear describing but included threats of suicide (I wish!!) and murder, next door has quietened down. In the cold light of day what is left is the entire contents of one...
I am too late for a quick convo guys? I am in the middle of hoovering the dining room so bare with me. I have been cleaning all day; nearly konked out on the stairs I am so worn out. Every bloody week...
Hey georgit79. Just saw that last posting about you. Not very nice. So if you're with me then I'm going to suggest that we boycott Deesel by not responding to any of his threads and ignoring any of...
Hello everybody, i really want to know the height of a million pounds in new twenty pound notes. Don't worry im not really a nutter. i worked it out quickly to be about 16.665 feet. Does anyone...
Years ago whilst working behind a bar, my mate started to serve a customer. 'Do you want all the drinks together or shall I order them one at a time'? The punter asked. 'One at a time please mate'...
Mondays child is fair of face Tuesdays child is full of grace Wednesdays child is full of woe Thursdays child has far to go Fridays child is loving & giving Saturdays child works hard for a...
I have to share this with you ! Dave the dog goes into a recruitment agency and says: "I'd like a job please".The receptionist says: "We don't hire dogs, why don't you go...