Special one tonight for my eldest Grandson who was whisked from school last night straight to the airport (total surprise) and is currently over Newfoundland on his way to New York for a few days as a...
In the village of Answerbank-Under-the-Wold (twinned with Ooomegoolies, New South Wales), PC Andy Hughes was settling down in the police station to deal with paperwork. He held the world record for...
Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the Daffy house Not a Barmaid’s creature was stirring, not even ASBO’s mouse. The stockings were hung by MargotTester with care, In hopes that St...
'tis the night before Christmas...well the Saturday before which is close as we're going to get this year and the giant Christmas Crossword is upon us ... too bad if the tree is not decked or the...
Here are today's shaded clues for you - 1a Picture book for children adapted into an animated film featuring a soundtrack by English composer Howard Blake [7] 20a The Little ----- ----; English title...
Someone I know has a very embarrassing video of me from about 6 years ago. I wanted to sleep with this girl, but when I showed her my small penis she hit me and left. It was very embarrassing. He...
You are very kind people. You have all been so good to me this year. I don't know how i got through some days, only that i came on here and most of you gave me support/courage. Its always been so...
Just entered my weekly consumption of alcohol into this calculator http://www.bbc.com/news/health-30500372 It said my drinking is not like that of any nationality, but the closest is Belarus who are...
I want to write a song about a boybestfriend I don't wanna loose him He's gorgeous in every single way He's always there for me But I think we're drifting apart Please help me write a song about him,...
A new one has opened nearby and I went in to have a look. It's surprising how the pounds can add up. I spent £7 on odds and ends. 80 self-sealing envelopes must be a bargain as must be 20 AA...
May I wish the AB Editor, Auntie AB, all the staff of AnswerBank, and all my fellow ABers, a Very Merry Christmas and a Happy and Healthy New Year. My thoughts also go out to all those ABers who have...