There were these two priests who rode bikes to church every Sunday. Well one day one of the priests showed up to work without his bike. The other priest asked where his bike was. The other priest...
I am fitting a kitchen at home. I have a gap between two units of 225mm which I need to fill. I can get an 150mm unit, which would leave me with a 75mm gap. Any ideas what to do with this gap? I have...
In my change after shopping, I discovered a 50p coin that seemed, and was bigger than another one. The larger one has the number 50 and 'NEW PENCE round the Britannia side of the coin and is dated...
Stage or film.
1. Select a singular hardware store for this musical (8)
2. Night fantasies of Mumbai (6.6)
Not sure what I have pencilled in is correct. Any help appreciated....
A man with a winking problem is applying for a position as a sales representative for a large firm. The interviewer looks over his papers and says, "This is phenomenal. You've graduated from the best...
Who'd have thought he'd have such poor dress sense? It is him, isn't it?
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A little bird was flying south for the winter. It was so cold the bird froze and fell to the ground into a large field. While he was lying there, a cow came by and dropped some dung on him. As the...
Film or stage musicals. Sorry to ask again but there's more. The story - we had entered and won the (5.4.5) competition A week in New York where nothing is (5) and absolutely (8.4) sounded really...
These days do people pay for takeaways by debit card over the phone or do you pay in cash when it gets to your house? (We live in Hicksville and you can't get takeaways delivered here.)
I have had.... 5 demands for food 4 demands for door to be opened 3 demands for window to be opened 3 demands for drinks ... life was easier when I had kids. Bl00dy cat, dogs and tame blackbird!...
Good morning everyone. A brand new day, a brand new year. Happy 2014 everyone. xx I'll start you with a lyric and you add one of your own . Play nicely and have fun. cupid04.xx I'll start you with:-...
I became an AB member. Yes, one year today. I have to say I have enjoyed most of the chatter, the jokes, and gleaned information from the gardening, and the food and drink section too. I have spent...
Goodness me! Stanislas Wawrinka becomes a Grand Slam Champion! Seems like Rafa was injured but still... wow. Beat both Nadal and Djoker on the way to his first title, and becomes one of only two...
I have a sign that says, my mum knows lots of things but my nana knows everything. This was given to me by my grandchildren. I love it. What favourite sign or saying do you have?