The mother of Caster Semenya, women's 800m world champion has expressed her outrage at her daughter having to undergo a gender test . She said "This is a real kick in the b0llocks for my daughter"
A travel agent looked up from his desk to see an old lady and an old gentleman peering in the shop window at the posters showing the glamorous destinations around the world. The agent had had a good...
A guy is sitting in the bar in departures at a busy airport. A beautiful woman walks in and sits down at the table next to him. He decides because she's got a uniform on, she's probably an off-duty...
I have just opened my e-mail and have found this. Bank of America Alert......Important Service Message. I am wondering, should I open it, or ignore it, as I don`t have any money in american banks?...
i dont have pets of any kind - and i DETEST cats - however the neighbours cats seem to think its ok to come in my garden (there is about 6 in total) and apart from shooting the wretched things i need...
When I print something why is the writing so tiny? This happens when I use a printable version of something. Can someone please yell me how to make the writing larger as I can read it as it is as its...
Hello. i live in london, wash my towels n the machine and dry them on the washing line. but they come out very rough. i have tried using fabric softener but it doesn't work? how does everyone else get...
How do the NHS dentist payments work? I know that there are 3 bands of payments, but say if you need 3 teeth extracted...is that 1x payment for each teeth?
California vintners in the Napa Valley area, which primarily produce Pinot Blanc, Pinot Noir and Pinot Grigio wines, have developed a new hybrid grape that acts as an anti-diuretic. It is expected to...
Im just watching the 'One show" about these live probiotic yogurts and im wandering do we really need it to "Top Up" our good bacteria? Especially those of us that smoke, Drink and dont get enough...
Does any one know the legal height of garden trees ?? Our neighbours trees are blocking our view but not our light. Anything we can do to get them cut back ? We can't approach the people as either we...
Two Buck rabbits came across a row of Does that were nibbling lettuce along a wire fence One Buck said "I`ll start at this end and I`ll meet you in the middle" Off they went "Thankyou mam, thankyou...
I bought some pets rats that turned out to be really ill from the store 'Pets at Home' they were returned but were sneezing and spreading their germs for a couple of days in my house. It turns out...
I have gone "grow your own" mad this year and bought so many seeds etc and have just discovered some wild rocket seeds in my cupboard. These I've now sown and within 2 days they blew the lid off - it...
I really had to share this I invite you all to share your awful jokes! I'll get us started: Q: What has one wheel and humms? A: A Wheelbarrow full of manure All the best, Spare Ed