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I Used...

..to think I was good in bed, until I found out that the Mrs had got asthma....
18:16 Thu 22nd Aug 20138 answers, last by Svejk 21:53 Thu 22nd Aug 2013
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Lurkers...

How many people who look at AB are lurkers?Well, here's your chance to de-lurk yourself by posting something on this thread.Come on now, don't be shy.......
15:13 Thu 22nd Aug 20135 answers, last by Brinjal 19:35 Thu 22nd Aug 2013
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I'm....

...just watching newsnight. There's a article about giving pigs swill to eat again. I think some of some of the people on here will be in business with their cooking:-)
21:37 Tue 20th Aug 201314 answers, last by janbee 05:43 Wed 21st Aug 2013
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Anybody...

...got a recipe that contains the following; runner beans, French beans, courgettes, turnips & pumpkin. I've got an allotment full of 'em!...
19:32 Mon 19th Aug 201338 answers, last by sandyRoe 18:30 Tue 27th Aug 2013
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Results...

...Are just in for the Womens Weekly car of the year award...The winner is...............A red one.......
07:11 Sat 17th Aug 20136 answers, last by maggiebee 22:39 Sat 17th Aug 2013
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Only...

...10mins before Eastenders is over.....the coven will be reconveining shortly:-)
19:21 Fri 16th Aug 201318 answers, last by Spoonboy 19:48 Fri 16th Aug 2013
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I Was....

...informed earlier today that Ill be escorting my dear partner to a car boot sale tomorrow morning........Ohhhh deep joy....:-((((((
19:29 Fri 09th Aug 201340 answers, last by DaisyNonna 20:25 Mon 12th Aug 2013
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Last Night...

....I tried to wash my hair with shaving gel....yet another senior moment:-(
15:53 Wed 07th Aug 201330 answers, last by carrust 20:42 Wed 07th Aug 2013
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A Sat Night In Peterboro????

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1tqxzWdKKu8...
20:00 Mon 05th Aug 20131 answer, last by Zacs-Master 07:48 Sun 18th Aug 2013
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I've Just....

....got into the shower wearing my specs.....Mr Senility is poking me with a sharp stick:-(
18:07 Mon 05th Aug 201329 answers, last by tonyav 19:51 Mon 05th Aug 2013
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Why Can't...

....women cut a slice off a loaf of bread straight...:-@
19:19 Fri 02nd Aug 201348 answers, last by masma 19:09 Sun 04th Aug 2013
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Soapmdodgers

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2382349/How-clean-water-soap-make-child-TALLER-Good-hygiene-increases-nutrients-absorbed-add-half-centimetre-five.html I always wondered why the good folk of...
22:15 Thu 01st Aug 20131 answer, last by Answerprancer 22:19 Thu 01st Aug 2013
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I've Just....

....come back off my allotment having picked over a bucket full of goosegogs...I wish I'd planted a thorn-less variety....my hands are ripped to bits:-(
19:23 Tue 30th Jul 201337 answers, last by humbersloop 20:09 Tue 30th Jul 2013
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I've...

....Got a rampant cucumber in my poly-tunnel ;-)
17:01 Sun 28th Jul 20139 answers, last by Baby_Sham 23:08 Sun 28th Jul 2013
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Don't Know Where This One Came From

I was whistling this today & I thought I'd share it....
20:23 Thu 25th Jul 201310 answers, last by douglas9401 20:54 Thu 25th Jul 2013
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I...

..saw a red kite whilst I was working this morning. Corvids weren't too happy though.
15:38 Thu 25th Jul 20134 answers, last by carrust 19:27 Fri 26th Jul 2013
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"it's A Boy"...

...I shouted. " A BOY, I DON'T BELIEVE IT, IT'S A BOY!" And with tears streaming down my face I swore I'd never visit another Thai brothel.......
08:39 Tue 23rd Jul 201310 answers, last by cupid04 09:53 Tue 23rd Jul 2013
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What...

...time is it when there's a pork pie on the top of Barnsley's town hall clock? Summat to ate......
17:18 Tue 02nd Jul 20135 answers, last by jollyroger66 18:53 Tue 02nd Jul 2013
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I've Bought..

...a pair of walking trousers where the legs zip off at the knee. Am I a saddo, sensible or a slave to fashion?
20:07 Mon 01st Jul 201332 answers, last by emmie 07:52 Thu 25th Jul 2013
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Only Connect.

I've just got a question right before the contestants....Yayyyyy
19:42 Mon 01st Jul 201313 answers, last by Octavius 12:24 Thu 04th Jul 2013

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