When can we put them up? Don't the shops usually have their Christmas displays up by now? Why is it so late this year? Is no one else in the festive spirit yet?
Talking about spiders (below), why is it that we seem to have all these weird coloured and striped spiders these days? When I was a boy (ok, that was a few years ago!), spiders were brown or black,...
So, all these kids who stick big exhausts on their cars - do they tell their insurance companies? As far as I was aware you have to inform the insurance company of any modifications to the vehicle....