just nipped to the vilage shop in the car, parked back up outside and just glimpsed next door but one's cat jumping into a garden across the way, she's always at my window/door and sits with my cats...
Hi All, present ideas required for around £20. she is still mobile, walking into town and back every day, likes crosswords, doesn't cook. she has got all She needs, so makes it very difficult....
Can anyone explain why? I have freeview. When I press the red button all I'm given is a choice of 3 channels. If I look on my ipad, there are loads of olympic channels to choose from. Why are there...
I have a Dell Inspiron 1525. Right now I am able to run the laptop off a/c power through the power adaptor. The battery will not charge at all. Does anyone have any idea as to what is causing this?...
not Trisha, Lizzie, she's never normally out over night but I hadn't realised she was out when i locked up. She's not used to being out all night and so it's unusual she's not just around. I think...
When you are in the shower and feel a huge yawn coming on, even though no one else is present you may automatically put your hand over your mouth. This is not a good idea if you are clutching a bottle...
Two women had been having a friendly lunch when the subject turned to sex. “You know, John and I have been having some sexual problems”, Linda told her friend. “That’s...
A bloke says to his wife "my bum is really burning and I've no idea what it is".
"ring sting" his wife says.
The bloke replies "how the feck will he know?"...
Factory Workers In a small town in GB there is a rather sizable factory that employes only married men. Concerned about this, a local woman called on the manager and asked him, "Why is it you...
There once was an old couple who had been married for 40 years. Every morning the old boy would wake up and give off an enormous fart, much to his long suffering wife's annoyance. "You'll fart...
I am forever wiping away spiders webs from the windowsills outside but a couple of days later they are back again. Does anyone have any tips on how to keep them at bay. We have upvc windows sills....
Hi, i live in a high rise block of flats in central London where pigeons are a big problem, their faces often making residents and children sick when they go out to the balcony as well as the...