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The East Texas Farmer

An old East Texas farmer had a wife who nagged him unmercifully. From morning till night (and sometimes later), she was always complaining about something. The only time he got any relief was when he...
11:10 Fri 13th Jun 20084 answers, last by SKA 14:57 Wed 18th Jun 2008
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Is it big and witty?

To answer to posts as several different user names bigging your self up, or is it just childish anyone that thinks it is witty I have a free prize for you......
23:00 Thu 12th Jun 200843 answers, last by Goodsoulette 15:49 Fri 13th Jun 2008
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portait

A couple is attending an Art exhibit and they are looking at a portrait that has them a little taken aback. The picture depicts three very black, very naked men sitting on a park bench; two have a...
14:23 Wed 11th Jun 20084 answers, last by terambulan 14:11 Sun 15th Jun 2008
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Escargot

A wife and her husband were having a dinner party for all the major status figures in Rome, Italy. The wife was very excited about this and wanted everything to be perfect. At the very last minute,...
15:52 Tue 10th Jun 20082 answers, last by terambulan 14:18 Sun 15th Jun 2008
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good night... and bless ya all XX

as above XX
03:06 Tue 10th Jun 20082 answers, last by Lakitu 08:55 Tue 10th Jun 2008
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An Experienced Doctor

A man goes into the doctor. He says, "Doc, you gotta check my leg. Somethings wrong. Just put your ear up to my thigh, you'll hear it!" The doctor cautiously placed his ear to the man's thigh only to...
15:14 Mon 09th Jun 20086 answers, last by terambulan 21:06 Sun 15th Jun 2008
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Setting up a new workshop? There is a lengthy list of tools you'll need. This list will help you get started:

PEDISTAL DRILL: A tall upright machine useful for suddenly snatching flat metal bar out of your hands so that it smacks you in the chest WIRE WHEEL: Cleans paint off bolts and then throws them...
14:02 Sat 07th Jun 20084 answers, last by RajeevMalhotra12 06:43 Wed 01st Jun 2022
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A great writer is born

There was once a young man who, in his youth, professed his desire to become not just a writer, but a great writer. "That will take a lot of work," people warned him. "That's not easy, son," his dad...
12:35 Sat 07th Jun 2008
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Breast Enlargement

A flat-chested young lady went to a popular surgeon known for "no scars" about enlarging her breasts. To her shock, Dr. Bosley advised her, "Every day after your shower, rub your chest and say,...
06:32 Sat 24th May 20081 answer, last by Postdog 16:19 Sat 24th May 2008
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rhetorical question

I think we should have a rhetorical questions section on answerbank. I feel that there is currently no suitable section to post rhetorical questions. Thanks
19:01 Sat 17th May 20085 answers, last by noknowledge 02:31 Sun 18th May 2008

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