It was my wife's birthday last week and I offered to take her out. I asked where she wanted to go and she said "I don't care, as long as it's somewhwere expensive". So I took her to the...
I went to a dinner party last night, where I and other guests enjoyed copious amounts of alcohol. I awoke this morning not feeling well, with what could be described as flu-like symptoms; headache,...
Christmas Cake Ingredients: * 2 cups flour * 1 stick butter * 1 cup of water * 1 tsp baking soda * 1 cup of sugar * 1 tsp salt * 1 cup of brown sugar * Lemon juice * 4 large eggs * Nuts * 1 bottle...
Renault and Ford are working on a new small car for women. They are mixing the Clio and the Taurus, and calling it the "Clitaurus." It comes in pink, with or without fur on the dash, and the...
So the Iraqi islamic fundamentalist who threw his shoes at George Bush was given a prison sentence. It just goes to show that the Iraqis do, after all, have comical weapons.
