Can the H.R brigade please inform me, what will the sentence be for those evil basdads that tied that elderly women up in kent, poured HOT WATER on her arms / hands, put her into a bath to try and get...
At precisely 10.00 am I am going upstairs to undertake a massive clothes clear out. I have clothes I haven't worn for years, all packed away in vacuum bags. At the last count, I had twenty eight white...
Police found two jokes that I had posted on Facebook that they considered racist. I was asked to go voluntarily to the station for an interview. Two weeks later I have received a summon to court. This...
A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her 6 yr old daughter walks in. “Mummy, where do babies come from?” The mother thinks for a few seconds and says, “Well...
I would really like to know where I can buy a sheep as a pet in the United Kingdom. Would I buy one at a market as I am sure that pet shops would not have them? How much would one cost as well? I have...
Russell Brand will faces a charge of misdemeanour criminal damage following an offence committed in March when he threw a paparazzi's iPhone through a window in New Orleans. If convicted of the crime...
Cruel if I put a cork up my dogs bum?? He ate box of small cup cakes from our picnic along with a few bananas yesterday and all hes done today is fart and it bloody stinks. I have bathed him and put...
http://www.dailymail....dale-breaks-down.html It matters not whether they win or lose, the tears run down their cheeks, this is a new phenomenon it seems, because I can never remember it happening on...
Hi, i live in a high rise block of flats in central London where pigeons are a big problem, their faces often making residents and children sick when they go out to the balcony as well as the...
Boris johnson trapped dangling from a cable car, clutching two union jacks. was it a cheap publicity stunt , to advertise the Boris Johnson circus ?? should have left the idiot there.
Jack was going to be married to Jill, so his father sat him down for a little fireside chat. He says Jack, let me tell you something. On my wedding night in our honeymoon suite, I took off my pants...
Does anyone find that some introductions to programmes are far too long on UK TV. I regularly turn on to BBC WORLD NEWS and all that loud drumming and seemingly endless shorts goes on far too long. I...