We've got some half price cracked ice and miles and miles of carpet tiles, T.V.s, deep freeze and David Bowie L.P.s, Ball games, gold chains, whatsnames, pictures frames and leather goods, And Trevor...
A Primary Teacher explains to her class that she is a Liverpool fan. She asks her students to raise their hands if they too are Liverpool fans. Everyone in the class raises their hand except one...
In the early nineteen fifties the old ocean liner " Queen Mary " was crossing the Atlantic and the captain blows down the communication pipe to the engine room and shouts "Engine room more speed" ....
Evening, Did anyone watch come dine with me tonight from Preston? Valerie was the host. I wondered if anyone had noticed her slighlty odd accent? And also that her necklace was held up by a piece of...
i've made some tuna pate - which I've made before - and thought i'd remembered the quantities. I must have put too much cream in, though, as it's too runny. Is there any way i can thicken it up?
I have a recipe for a fat-free fruit cake which I would like to try. However the measurements are very strange. It starts 1lb (400g) mixed dried fruit 1 beaten egg OK so far Then 1 mug hot tea 1 mug...
how about this then? My brother took his kids for their regular check up at the dentist, and saw the dental hygienist instead. She looked in the youngest one's gob, only to gasp in horror and...
the bottom drawer keeps freezing up! I end up throwing most of my veg away. Does anyone know what could be done? I have tried turning the temp down. thanks x
Ok here is the full question. This is what I got in text message and is driving me crazy. "A riddle that'll kill your brain. This is going to drive you mad. There are three words in the english...
oooh! me arm's twitching like mad! I remember my eye doing it sometimes. What is it and why does it do it? The more I try not to think about it, the more it seems to jump!
Hi all, I had a really bad cold over xmas, and about a week after it went away I started getting a rumbling noise in my right ear. It kinda feels like a bubbling sensation, as if there's water in...
Does anyone remember this Children's TV programme from the 80s? All I can remember about it was that it took place in a Stately Home somewhere and that the statues came to life in the garden perhaps...
and had spiced parsnips as part of the veg. They were soft and delicious. I asked the man and he said they were cooked in thai spices. Any idea how i would make them? I only ever roast parsnips (or...
by which I mean, why, when, say for example, a battle is depicted, one of the people will be totally naked. Is there a reason why this is? Does it mean they were killed or something?
