So was sitting in my office minding my own business when in walks the boss: "How do you make a venitian blind?" " Oh, god knows Sir, I don't know, sorry" "You poke him in the eye hahahahahahaha" And...
Several years ago I opened a restaurant. Everything was going great. The food was great and all the customers loved it. The restaurant itself was very classy and well appointed. There was a certain...
Mccfluff - You wanted to be updated.. She came in today and then when she was in the kitchen I went in and started making my breakfast and she said 'Hi, I did recognise you and was going to say Hi but...
Unlucky Liverpool last night, thought the game could of gone either way. A bit more power on Gerrards saved shot by Dida and it maybe could of been different. Yes Inzaghis first goal was lucky but its...
Not really a Question - so apologies, just been reading the paper and noticed that tonight theres no emmerdale AND no coronation street cos of the f***ing football?? not even showing at a later time?...
Having watched the repeats of Gladiators my flatmate and I were wondering how much they got paid to be a gladiator? If anyone knows we would greatly appreciate it!
Now i missed the begining of tonights (Tuesday) programme so if i have missed something then i apologise, but the 2 contestants both boys one quite young (about 12 by the look of it) well did they...
If you are wondering who could do this to Claire & Ashley, then wonder no more. I thought it was odd that the storyline with Casey ended the way it did. This couldn't be right, you can't get involved...
What can i get a friend of mine for her birthday in 16 days. We've been friends for about 10 months and what id class as really good mates already, maybe one day more, but i really like her as a mate...
i am about to buy the 20 year lease on a lock up takeaway shop, and my solicitor tells me that if i sign a 20 yr lease, and say.... after 5 or 6 years i want to sell, and the person that buys it off...
Mine was asking a twin on his 40th birthday how old his twin sister was.....?! But i heard one yesterday; a friend telling another about a book she read of a sole survivor in a nuclear war, her friend...
A 75 year old man went to his doctor to get a sperm count. The doctor gave the man a jar and said, "Take this jar home and bring me back a semen sample tomorrow." The next day, the 75 year old man...
So what do we think of David Gest and his new so-called possibly publicity seeking girlfriend the permanently- cackling -Anthea-Turner lookalike Malandra Burrows ??