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lucylocket69
So was sitting in my office minding my own business when in walks the boss: "How do you make a venitian blind?" " Oh, god knows Sir, I don't know, sorry" "You poke him in the eye hahahahahahaha" And...
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Hammer Head
Several years ago I opened a restaurant. Everything was going great. The food was great and all the customers loved it. The restaurant itself was very classy and well appointed. There was a certain...
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Craig007
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
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nickrowley
do you think that the 118 118 adverts are very stupid,ok, or just funny
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Rubyrose
Mccfluff - You wanted to be updated.. She came in today and then when she was in the kitchen I went in and started making my breakfast and she said 'Hi, I did recognise you and was going to say Hi but...
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paul 1
do you agree the best team on the nite lost? and was the team selection the right one if not what should it have been?
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toonmilo
Unlucky Liverpool last night, thought the game could of gone either way. A bit more power on Gerrards saved shot by Dida and it maybe could of been different. Yes Inzaghis first goal was lucky but its...
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curlyperm
Not really a Question - so apologies, just been reading the paper and noticed that tonight theres no emmerdale AND no coronation street cos of the f***ing football?? not even showing at a later time?...
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pinktigger
Having watched the repeats of Gladiators my flatmate and I were wondering how much they got paid to be a gladiator? If anyone knows we would greatly appreciate it!
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B00
Is the ad for dig TV (what?) down the left hand side of the page that's features a very scary looking Carol Voderman treating us to a toothy grin.
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curlyperm
Now i missed the begining of tonights (Tuesday) programme so if i have missed something then i apologise, but the 2 contestants both boys one quite young (about 12 by the look of it) well did they...
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eleanswers
If you are wondering who could do this to Claire & Ashley, then wonder no more. I thought it was odd that the storyline with Casey ended the way it did. This couldn't be right, you can't get involved...
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xAsh
What can i get a friend of mine for her birthday in 16 days. We've been friends for about 10 months and what id class as really good mates already, maybe one day more, but i really like her as a mate...
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curlyperm
i am about to buy the 20 year lease on a lock up takeaway shop, and my solicitor tells me that if i sign a 20 yr lease, and say.... after 5 or 6 years i want to sell, and the person that buys it off...
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Meg888
Mine was asking a twin on his 40th birthday how old his twin sister was.....?! But i heard one yesterday; a friend telling another about a book she read of a sole survivor in a nuclear war, her friend...
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Whickerman
A 75 year old man went to his doctor to get a sperm count. The doctor gave the man a jar and said, "Take this jar home and bring me back a semen sample tomorrow." The next day, the 75 year old man...
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jasonvdl
is kel really dead??? or is it jus made up??? thnx
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smurfchops
So what do we think of David Gest and his new so-called possibly publicity seeking girlfriend the permanently- cackling -Anthea-Turner lookalike Malandra Burrows ??
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mrknowall
Did you need 50p for the meter ?
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jonnoman
does the queen name her corgies and if so, what are their names?

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