27 the sum of all the rods and lines 28 the highest Push and Pull 31 Dover to Calais quads pursuing 41 Ask one about athletics 56 Who'sfamily caused 1936 abdication 59 Can divide ten in Rome...
The best Genie Joke in the World Ever!!!!!! (from my American pal) A Husband takes his wife to play her first game of golf. Of course, the wife promptly hacked her first shot right through the window...
A well-known professor of music was accustomed to receiving letters from amateur musicians asking for auditions. He always ignored them. But one old lady was particularly persistent. Over and over...
Last night whilst riding home from Sainsbury's on my bicycle with my shopping in my rucksack i hit the usual busy main road which is probably the busiest road in my town, there is a wide footpath on...
A very good morning from beautiful North Wales covered in glorious sunshine. Only had 3 hours sleep so be very careful around me today - I might bite lol
Sorry in advance for sounding vague but can anyone out there name the music hall? radio comedian (30s 40s 50s?) who used to say things like "I feel better now than I did when I wasn't as well...
my brain is just not working and these clues are driving me mad! many thanks i advance 1. perfumed spring flowers- ?yac???h? 2.sweetmeat-??d?? 3.allow in- ??m?? 4. damage- ??l?? 5.steel structure-...
Someone once told me that if you opened a tin of beans or whatever today, which was tinned in 1940 they would be absolutely fine to eat. I'm not too worried about eating certain tinned food if only...
I was born late 70s but I consider myself to be a 90s child. Does that make sense? The reason is that anytime I get one of those "Oh, that takes me back" moments from a song or whatever it...
I feel I must have a little whine, before drinking a 'few' glasses of red wine. It seems to be that there is a movement afoot to have me sitting at home of an evening with just a small glass of plonk...
When I first noticed that my penis was growing larger And staying erect longer, I was delighted, as was my wife But... After several weeks, my penis had grown fifty centimeters. I Became quite...
