To help me out, and possibly have a bit of fun, I thought we could all have a go at designing me a Twitter profile image. Phallic entries will be fed to the hamsters. The judges will be completely...
Resigned twice from the cabinet due to alleged irregularities, non elected Politician and is now in charge, allegedly, of the country. Just a comment!!!
New furniture delivered today. Van turns up containing miserable tw@t and thicko..........they have a whinge 'cos they have to put old furniture outside before attempting to bring new furniture...
When Mark Lester made his claim yesterday to 'possibly' be the father of Jacko's daughter Paris, he explained he couldn't see any other way of making his points - which included wanting some access to...
http://www.newsoftheworld.co.uk/news/443298/Ro w-upon-row-of-desperately-needed-armoured-vehi cles-are-lying-idle.html Why can't these vehicles be shipped out forthwith? If we haven't the transport,...
Enough criticism is levelled at overweight / obese people, as in a neighbouring thread, but what about people like this skinny bint? Can she really be a role model for anyone except "anorexics...
i got a financial penalty of ?200 from the courts for theft but never got a criminal record i now need a disclosure for a cleaning job i am going for will that show up on the disclosure
Hazel Blears has her tyeres slashed and windscreen damaged whilst out canvassing. Will Labour wake up and smell the coffee or plough on for the next 10 months wrecking the country so the Tories...
I have often read that you should never laugh when your cat does something that makes it look silly and not like the god that it is. Falling off shelves, leaping from a bed onto the top of a TV and...
Hi, Last week I got a 7 week old female kitten, I also have a 1 year old male cat, and as I suspected he's not very impressed :( He has always been a pampered boy and now he's not happy that I've...
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-120494 4/Driver-gets-60-fine-moving-yard-red-light-le t-police-van-999-pass.html What would you have done in these circumstances? Should he now have this fine...
hey, the car didnt come with any warranty, as it is a fairly old 1995 car, but still in fairly good condition, however the water pump has broke, just 3 weeks after i bought the car. if i get onto...
http://www.dailyexpress.co.uk/posts/view/11879 7/Your-own-police-force-to-patrol-for-3-15-a-w eek ?3.15 per week for your own police force, good value for money or not?
Last month Steven Gerrard was acquitted at Liverpool Crown Court after the jury accepted that he had hit the other bloke in self defence. His six mates have not been so lucky, they have been handed 18...
A family friend was arrested on tuesday night after a family row. Although I dont know all the facts yet, apparently he grabbed hold of his girlfriends 14 year old son by his t-shirt and threw him on...
I have fully comp cover. My sister is buying a car but she can't actually drive yet! She doesn't have insurance. Am I able to drive the car home? Bear in mind home is 200 miles from the car! Thanks
Recently in our area, a local press storm blew up after it was announced an American self defence specialist was planning to run courses in our local town, where there have been 212 knife attacks in...
