Where on earth have all the men's polo neck jumpers vanished to? The more mature shop assistants say they have'nt seen them for years, and the young ones dont know what you're talking about. Help!
I went into my local Poundland today and bought two items. To my surprise the bill came to two pounds. Has the reduction in VAT passed them by or would the re-naming of their stores Ninetyeightpeeland...
My Vista Home Premium has been hi-jacked by ASP.NET, which has somehow become in charge of my Administrative Account. I have no idea of the password that it requires so I can't get rid of it, de-frag,...
Paul McCartney bought Heather a new wooden leg for Xmas and hid it in a cupboard. As luck would have it, Heather found it and asked Paul if it was her Xmas present, but Paul assured her that it wasn't...
