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georgit79
It's absolutely impossible to look cool whilst picking up a frisbee (that's a Peter Kay-ism, that is) What else is it impossible to look cool doing?
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JoAnnMul
& to make matters worse I've got me 'serious head' on...I hate them days when I'm feeling n acting like a 'grown up'Any suggestions how I can disencumber meself of this affliction..??
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sglazier
No-one ever answers your questions in Travel ! - do any of you lot know?
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deesel
where are you??? 12.12am no sign of the shazter... i'm waiting
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PurpleLinzi
I am a naughty naughty girl - I have just had an answer pulled for no real reason! Remember the suggestion 'spice up AB'?  Well I made a valid point about how CB is used to chatter so that we...
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seal!
I'm slightly confused about something, you've put a few comments about you being a "married man" etc. I thought you were about 13, I'm not trying to insult you, I genuinely thought that. You either...
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deesel
it seems to be acceptable if you through abuse at people on this site as long as you put lol or hahahaha at the end of the slanderous remark!! let me quote pixi I'll kick yer head in if you get cheeky...
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georgit79
Charles and Camilla are apparently a bit flummoxed by the whole marriage thing. It's reported that on their wedding night the following took place:As Camilla was making last-minute preparations to...
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Slow Ride
That got your attention, didn't it. What's the longest you gone without?
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deesel
hey guys, i went roond to my big pals lastnight, he says he's gonna take piano lessons so that he can get loads of women....I told him that he should first of all start on his personal appearance and...
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sod_the_m25
You turn up at your local A/E with your todger stuck up a vacuum cleaner or a milk bottle. You have to think quickly - how did it get there ? I wonder what people say.
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Slow Ride
Mine are, in no particular order of favouriteness (it's a new word - I made it up) are: Grandmaster Flash - White Lines The Band - Weight Beastie Boys - Get It Together Eric B and Rakim -...
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deesel
i must admit, my ar*ehole was twitching last night, i thought Big ED had finally kicked me... was playing verbal tennis with shaz, all of a sudden i couldn't post an answer. it was even the same this...
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shaz-rla
Off to the vets now - no not for me deesel!!!  does anyone need any flea spray !
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shaz-rla
What happened??
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shaz-rla
Sorry you disappeared!!!! Just when it was getting to the "fun" part!
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deesel
i got 10 minutes of niceness left and i want to dedicate it to you. youv'e stuck by me throw thin and thinner, you make this site a better place to visit and if i make you happy then i know i'm doing...
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dothawkes
How can u prevent the republican constitution from being confused with the democratic one?
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dothawkes
And that qualifies me for first dibs on the Dieselmeister oh ye Gou'ld one
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deesel
i predict a riot....i predict a riot

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