This is not an m&s what are you having for lunch thread, this is a what are you having for breakfast thread. Well I am just about to have some beans on toast with melted cheese on top...
I've seen a very vibrant Manchester tonight! Knobby, we met an eccentric Cockney lady called Alison! I've given her this website so she may come on here very soon! Also met a lad from South Manchester...
The mad scottish woman with the dog.Do you think it can sing or do you think she may be mentally deranged ?Would you be scared if she was your grand-mother?I almost wished jazz would bite the silly...
According to my stats, I have posted 5010 responses (not questions) since I joined AB. Now if the average response takes, let's say, 2 minutes to type that's 10020 minutes which is 167 hours which...
good morning! well I'm evidently not waterboatman, but I intend tracking him down and getting him back. in the meantime, the weather report from St Albans is "daylight". I decided to let...
I was in the pub yesterday when I suddenly realized I desperately needed to fart. The music was really, really loud, so I timed my farts with the beat. After a couple of songs, I started to feel...
I had a pal who is addicted to sneezing ,he would rub the inside of his nose with a Cotton Bud and then follow that with a good pinch of Snuff,this could last for hours at a time .He was easy to find...