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Caribeing

Katie{aka Jordon] and Peter split

according to todays news Katie and Peter are splitting up!No reason so far has been given! So much for the lovey dovey relation, with Katie saying they would never separate! I feel sorry for the kids...
19:22 Mon 11th May 200914 answers, last by Mish-Elle 23:59 Tue 16th Jun 2009
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jonnoman

I need a poo

I'm going to do a poo at Paul's.
18:21 Thu 14th May 200923 answers, last by hollie1586 00:03 Fri 15th May 2009
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Joy11

fao DEN

hows that for hypocracy,,,McMouses thread, I am gobsmacked, it's 4ish in the afternoon ffs,,,,
16:25 Thu 14th May 200927 answers, last by sallabananas 07:15 Fri 15th May 2009
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McMouse

Coming Unstuck

If you surf the Internet For the obscene You may end up, literally, Glued to your screen
18:05 Thu 14th May 20094 answers, last by tonyted 22:36 Thu 14th May 2009
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zzxxee

katie price/jordans management team have dropped her

anybody care to make any opinion??
16:25 Thu 14th May 200910 answers, last by Postdog 18:31 Thu 14th May 2009
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McMouse

Is a "Swiss Army Wife"

a woman that can iron with one foot, cook a meal with her right hand, vacuum with her other foot and masturbate you with her left hand.
16:04 Thu 14th May 200918 answers, last by DEN53 17:33 Thu 14th May 2009
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Joy11

the name game...

I will make up clues of place all over the country, some will be "terrible"LOL, then you have a go at guessing where it is, then maybe all of you can help along when you get the hang of it,,,,here...
14:51 Thu 14th May 2009108 answers, last by Steve.5 19:58 Thu 14th May 2009
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McMouse

If a man speaks in the forest

and there's no woman around to hear him... Is he still wrong?
13:08 Thu 14th May 200918 answers, last by No,Knowledge 17:39 Thu 14th May 2009
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Joy11

Good Morning,,,

Hi everyone, slept on my little problem, and have laid it to rest, I'm just a geordie daft lass. who gets hurt when folk are nasty to one another,,,,but it is cruel world out there, so I have picked...
10:25 Thu 14th May 200945 answers, last by Joy11 13:32 Thu 14th May 2009
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Dorvai

Trying drugs

I'm just about to finish college (hopefully with some good grades); so I was thinking about trying drugs since I have always wanted to...and I will have a break in my academic life; so it won't effect...
12:35 Thu 14th May 200931 answers, last by andres 23:43 Fri 15th May 2009
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liverpoolfoo

Why at meal times?

Hi folks as anyone else noticed how ITV always seem to show Adverts about things to take if you have Diarrhoea, Cures for removing Ear Wax, & Air Freshner's for the Bathroom when you've had a Brad...
11:51 Thu 14th May 20097 answers, last by DEN53 12:53 Thu 14th May 2009
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McMouse

A Prayer for Thursday

brown is my shepherd, i shall not work he leadeth me beside still factories he restoreth my faith in the conservative party he guideth me to the path of unemployment yea, though i wait for my dole i...
12:10 Thu 14th May 200918 answers, last by Claud.Butler 15:59 Thu 14th May 2009
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carter69

lets say " hypotheticly speaking"

if you had just pi**ed your other half off,with an inoppropriate remark.How would you make ammends?
21:09 Wed 13th May 200910 answers, last by carter69 21:31 Wed 13th May 2009
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Steve.5

another crap day

Just been watching the news. It was half an hour of really happy crap, as usual???. Swine Flu, recession, war, Aids, famine, rape, murder, terrorist attacks, corruption and rising unemployment, I...
20:14 Wed 13th May 20092 answers, last by Steve.5 00:00 Thu 14th May 2009
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Joy11

this is the ...old

me, back,,, got to be meek and mild and somewhat subservient,,,,sniff No future little gems from me, and will speak when spoken to incase my kids disown me. I shall refrain from being too Bold also...
18:18 Wed 13th May 2009128 answers, last by yogi.bear 23:46 Wed 13th May 2009
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Steve.5

What a total disgrace

I live near a very large council run estate. In it lives a grumpy old woman who lets hers numerous dogs foul the place up, while barking at all hours. Her car has no road tax,or reg plates & the...
19:40 Wed 13th May 200922 answers, last by haysi06 21:59 Wed 13th May 2009
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marval

How do you want them?

A little old lady had two monkeys for years. One day one of them died of natural causes. In grief, the second monkey passed away two days later. Not knowing what to do with them, she finally decided...
16:38 Sun 10th May 20093 answers, last by sqad617 19:50 Wed 13th May 2009
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darren197373

My missus has just gone into hospital

with two black eyes and a broken jaw.It seems we were on different wavelengths when she said she wanted decking on the patio.
18:57 Wed 13th May 20097 answers, last by marval 22:43 Wed 13th May 2009
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Myriad

Madonna has said she's saddened to hear of Peter Andre and Jordan's marriage break up...

.... She also wants to know can she have first refusal on the blind n1gger if neither of them want it.
15:33 Wed 13th May 200919 answers, last by Mortartube 01:08 Thu 14th May 2009
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Joy11

another little gem!

Husband and wife Hubby gets 'I Love You' tattooed on his penis and goes home to show his wife. She says: 'There you go again, trying to put words in my mouth.' probs won't get away with this one,,,LOL
17:01 Wed 13th May 200980 answers, last by legendisgod. 22:39 Wed 13th May 2009

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