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NoMercy
What is the next date on your calendar that you are really looking forward to? October 2nd is the next big date in my calendar, as it is my mum's birthday, and we'll all probably do something nice...
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RllyNeedAnws
Hello.I'm not sure if this question has been asked already but I'm thinking about getting a smart pen. for highschool thinking that it might help a bit. I'm wondering which one, out of all those on...
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buffymad
Help! I need some advice please! My husband works in an animal shelter and we often brings dogs back home for the night which is all very nice. We've recently brought one back home who seems to be...
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devilspawn
I went shopping today to specifically buy a lamp. However after quite a few hours of trawling round "Home" shops, I found myself in Clarks shoe shop. I came home with a fantastic pair of red patent...
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sara3
did you see that? craziest ending I ever did see!
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dot.haukes
I have suggested that he gets his act together and starts using his flirting skills to persuade some of the more weak willed females on AB to try to re-discover the good natured non-bitchy side that...
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ReallyLegend
Anyone remmber " your moneys safe with the woolwich" ? Whod say that about a bank now? And of course halifax bank of scotland " just a little bit " ?? mmm they got more than a little bit of money from...
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devilspawn
If you use a toe spacer do they sort it out - if not I am going to make my doctor put me forward for surgery right now.
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Androcles
We were talking this morning about things that people won't put together. My mum had a thing about never serving tomatoes or peas with fried or poached eggs and suggest fish and chips with baked beans...
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joggerjayne
Why ... yes. Big mistake. Big. Huge. Pretty Woman ... such a fab film. (ITV2, now)
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Charisse
I mean proper dancing? :0]
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ReallyLegend
Excuse me. Maybe i should rephrase that question? So here i go. Why dont women fart , until theyre married? Then they blow offf like trumpeters at a celebration p[arade and smelll worse than a dead...
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john1066
Just finished off two packets of "Wotsits"...Can't resist 'em....Can you?
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devilspawn
My toilet when flushed was making an horrendous sound. Which stopped me from inviting guests into my house and having impromptu parties, so thus impinging on my social life.... My Daddy came and...
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SurreyGuy
How worrying was it that so many people didn't recognise a basic road sign that they must see several times a day?
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omelette
you were ill on drink. Seriously ill, as in toilet bowl hugging, crashed out on the floor, paralytic ill lol.
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craft1948
and drove home very quickly. When I set off from the garage the sun was shining but as I drove along storm clouds gathered..........I was getting rather worried as I couldn't remember where the button...
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LittleStar12
i'm deleting my account. please dont ask why, i dont really want to discuss it, but some people on here are lets just say "annoying me". the majority of you have been lovely though (: so i'd just like...
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trifintol
Does anyone know if it is against the law to leave a dog in a car - even at 9am, in the shade, in a cool, well air-conditioned car, with the window open a few inches, for 10 minutes?? I did this while...
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joggerjayne
improves the taste

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