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did I win the euromillions last night?

Does anyone know? Where's me ticket?

who is staying in tonight ?

This thread could be called ... "I just made a t!t of myself" There is a thread in Media, or something, called "Who is going out tonight?" I replied that I was staying in. Only...

NoMercy

Bad gift ideas please

What present can I get for someone I don't particularly like? I'm friends with her sister, who's lovely. I don't want something that screams "I like you because you're really sweet, king and...

pussy

how aften do u eat them? i havent for 6 months and its one of the best things I am looking forward too when I get back in a weeks time (if the plane doesnt crash). I am going to like get a pickled egg...

docspock

Just composing "My bottle of rum is empty" blues

And the bl00dy off licence closed 10 mins ago.

joggerjayne

men in pink shirts

Yes or No ?

NoMercy

Am I illiterate?

No, but I know someone who is...

__NOK__

FTAO NoMercy

and all you other p!ss taking Lady Veg 's my parents were married when i was born ............i am not illiterate!...

poodicat

Christmas Who Is Working?

Me!

NoMercy

Fao Craft....

Have you opened the Gin yet? :-)

devilspawn

If you really wanted to annoy someone...

how would you go about it? And do you think you would succeed?...

devilspawn

The days of the Raj...???

I am going to my local Indian Restaurant for Christmas Dinner... only £25 for a 3 course meal... you can pick English or Indian... Take your own booze.... some of my friends are saying I am...

mrs.chappie

Yay! I've won fifty quid on the Premium Bonds!

What did you last win?

poodicat

Men??

Are you a Neanderdal Man or a ??

stewey

To go or not to go

Well now, I really wasn't planning on going to the pub this afternoon; however, the opticians just called and said that my new pair of glasses is ready. Now guess where the optician is located?...