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In the Park

It is all true Met a beautiful girl down at the park today. Sparks flew, she fell at my feet and we ended up having sex there and then. God, I love my new taser!...
18:08 Mon 01st Oct 20122 answers, last by Dickythecook 18:34 Mon 01st Oct 2012
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dickythecook

When I was just a boy

When I was just a young boy the local bad boys used to smother me in chocolate and whipped cream and put cherries on my head. . . . . Life was tough in the Gateau!!...
15:21 Mon 01st Oct 20123 answers, last by Dickythecook 18:19 Mon 01st Oct 2012
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marval

Do something nice

Unable to attend the funeral after his father died, a son who lived far away called his brother and told him, "Do something nice for Dad and send me the bill." Later, he got a bill for...
17:46 Mon 01st Oct 20122 answers, last by Starbuckone 18:33 Mon 01st Oct 2012
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Tilly2

See how far this goes.............

Can we maintain a thread which has responses from well known song lyrics? I'll start us off. I once had a girl or should I say she once had me. (The Beatles.) Her name was Lola. She was a showgirl....
19:49 Fri 05th Oct 201212903 answers, last by spathiphyllum 11:39 Wed 13th Dec 2017
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bibblebub

Restaurant name

http://is.gd/AZTA3K...
07:08 Mon 01st Oct 201216 answers, last by Dickythecook 17:26 Mon 01st Oct 2012
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Jemisa

Simple truth...

SIMPLE TRUTH ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ When a lady is pregnant, all her friends touch the stomach and say "congrats". But, none of them come and pat the man's penis and say "Good...
11:57 Mon 01st Oct 20125 answers, last by Starbuckone 18:03 Mon 01st Oct 2012
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Smowball

Frozen veg

Where can I buy frozen swede? Ive looked online at Tesco's and they dont do it.
14:16 Mon 01st Oct 201222 answers, last by JonnyBoy12 16:19 Mon 01st Oct 2012
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anotheoldgit

Questions to be answered once again?

http://www.telegraph....abour-MPs-500000.html Should this MP now step down?...
13:24 Mon 01st Oct 201217 answers, last by Gromit 17:13 Mon 01st Oct 2012
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commoner

Stuck on this

Absolutely stuck here... Achievement held only by the best.... **L** R**A*Y From last Saturday's Daily Mirror.. Plase and Thanks for any ideas......
15:27 Mon 01st Oct 201224 answers, last by sir.prize 21:15 Sat 06th Oct 2012
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Duncer

Lent him my suit

A man of legendary "thirsty" habits is on his very last warning from his wife as she has informed him that if he gets drunk again he will be out and their marriage will be over, mainly as...
15:02 Mon 01st Oct 20121 answer, last by Dickythecook 15:24 Mon 01st Oct 2012
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ummmm

Squid + Noodles

I have just prepared squid for the first time. It was gross!!! Much slimier than I thought. It's now in the fridge marinating in teriyaki sauce. It better be nice!! I have plain rice noodles to go...
14:49 Mon 01st Oct 201224 answers, last by Smowball 15:48 Tue 02nd Oct 2012
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dickythecook

Anybody heard from 2sp

Has anybody heard anything from 2sp. Last post on fri 28th said she was going to check the header tank in the loft. ( i presume it is there) There has been nothing since
07:15 Mon 01st Oct 20128 answers, last by Dickythecook 11:06 Mon 01st Oct 2012
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thos

pub question

who is the father of english navy I answered King Alfred Ans given Hy v111 Who is right ?
11:00 Mon 01st Oct 201227 answers, last by jno 14:21 Mon 01st Oct 2012
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Jemisa

Absolutely...

Absolutely One day a teacher was asking her class to use absolutely in a sentence. So Janet raised her hand and said the sky is absolutely blue, the teacher said no, it is not, sometimes is black or...
10:17 Mon 01st Oct 20123 answers, last by marval 16:53 Mon 01st Oct 2012
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ELVIS68

Logo change?

To celebrate Europes victory from the jaws of defeat in the Ryder Cup how about a logo change?
00:00 Mon 01st Oct 20128 answers, last by Dickythecook 10:03 Mon 01st Oct 2012
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anotheoldgit

Does anyone really believe this?

http://www.dailymail....ntroduce-5p-levy.html 7 in 10 shoppers back charging for plastic bags, can this be true, what do ABers think? I can never understand if they are so worried about the...
09:36 Mon 01st Oct 201245 answers, last by Khandro 07:25 Wed 03rd Oct 2012
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slinky.kate

breakfast

i had lovely french toast,what did you have
09:35 Mon 01st Oct 201219 answers, last by LochNessMonster 11:46 Mon 01st Oct 2012
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Jemisa

The lorry Driver..

Well, this story goes something like this. You see, there was this lorry driver and he was on a day run, and stopped at a cafe for a bite to eat. Well, he sits down at the table, and the waitress...
23:15 Sat 29th Sep 201210 answers, last by Dickythecook 09:29 Mon 01st Oct 2012
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LochNessMonster

What are you all doing today?

I am leaving shortly to go to the Moray Firth to swim with the bottlenose dolphins. Hope they will some quite close to me and the wife.
08:01 Sat 29th Sep 201249 answers, last by Dickythecook 09:14 Mon 01st Oct 2012
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starone

Turpentine versus Holy Water

A little boy was sitting on the footpath with a bottle of Turpentine. He was shaking it up and watching all the bubbles. A Priest came along and asked the little boy what he had. The little boy said,...
08:39 Mon 01st Oct 20124 answers, last by tonyav 16:53 Mon 01st Oct 2012

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