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tollview
1. elastic webbing loses direction and adds grassland 2. soft colours 3. a final song 4. stroke the Oriental grass many thanks in advance...
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piggynose
It is a slow day in a little Greek Village. The rain is beating down and the streets are deserted. Times are tough, everybody is in debt, and everybody lives on credit. On this particular day, a rich...
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starone
Why Some Men Have Dogs And Not Wives: 1. The later you are, the more excited your dogs are to see you. 2. Dogs don't notice if you call them by another dog's name. 3. Dogs like it if you leave a lot...
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Lore
Ten days in the saddle - by Major Bumsore. Parachute jumping - by Willie Makeit....
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oldmisery
A woman bought a pair of very expensive shoes and then proceeded to cut half a centimetre off one of the heels. Why?. Again answers are obscure or require lateral thinking.
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robbo966
Heather Mills mum & dad have bought her a new leg for xmas...........it's not her main present it's just a stocking filler !!
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AB Editor
Merry Christmas! I would like to collect together as many rubbish christmas-cracker style jokes as we can. Remember, they've got to be short enough to go on an unreasonably small piece of paper in...
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pantonsteve
we called a locksmith to fit a new strongroom in our reigate building society.martin,our chairman, helpfully offered to test the system but got locked in.he was eventually rescued by the local police...
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oldmisery
Why did a woman pick up a baseball bat and break her husbands fingers ?. The questions are all factual. The answers are usually obscure or of a lateral thinking nature. Any help please....
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enagh43
The answer to each question is the name of an item found on sale at a supermarket 1 3letters= belonging to a parent 2 (7,1.) - a remarkable letter 3. (8,4) A friend of pure stock 4 (5,5) sweet pants 5...
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theboytippex
Shield with letter in the middle (9) Harrison is in a pop group (7) Returning bird with organic compound (9) Sounds like a sizzler (6) Cumbrian town housing Leith, Morpeth and Penrith (10) Thanks in...
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whatcat
All answers are related to christmas. I am now stuck for the answers : ( 1. Sounds like what Ole Blue Eyes had on stage! 2. Frankie's third number one 3. Sounds like a former controller of the BBC 4....
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DK123
Three men share a hotel room which cost £10 each, £30 in total. The manager realises he has made a mistake and the room should only be £25 so he gives the bellboy 5 x £1 coins...
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archigirl18
Riddle: There's a room with a table in the middle of it. On the table, there is a deck of cards. Four chairs surround the table and all are empty but one, which has the body of a dead man in it. The...
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marybank
1. F M L 2. F C F S 3. a L B T M 4. it is A D B the D 5. its R T W 6. M H L S
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Lochry
1)no mining here that is (9) letters 2)northumberland town weighted down (12) letters 3) aFrench lady informer (6) letters
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tahaniserhan
what goes up and down the staires without moving?
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snorpah
think i'm being a bit thick here but can any help???????? 1. SOS. 2. Me IT 3. BRIDGE HIJKLMO 4. QUACK QUACK CLUCK CLUCK 5. ci ii 6. MarriAGe thanks a million
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bubs.2004
1. Name of curley haird nerd in IT Crowd. 2.How many places were allocated to African teams for 06 world cup. 3.Faulty pudding? 4.Whats the link? Edge, studio, focus, style. 5.whats the connection?...

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