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dot.hawkes

TV sound gone

hi, i have a newish TV wirth Sky and I've just turned it on and there is no sound at all. I have checked the mute buttons on the sky remote and the TV remote and they have not been activated, it is a...
14:05 Tue 07th Oct 20085 answers, last by dot.hawkes 14:52 Tue 07th Oct 2008
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pauliwauli2

i cut open a fat dead body today!

yumma yumma yumma...
13:47 Tue 07th Oct 200813 answers, last by Doc.Spock 14:37 Tue 07th Oct 2008
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cbr600rr

bath

does anyone out there need a tin bath to wash there dogs in.i belive there is
14:21 Tue 07th Oct 200817 answers, last by dot.hawkes 15:26 Tue 07th Oct 2008
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peggys-dad

Afternoon off

Hi ABers, I've wangled the afternoon off, I've ironed my shirt + troosers for tomorrow, polished my shoes, sorted my admin and reports for the Dept head. Now I'm here, what's next? TIA
14:04 Tue 07th Oct 200812 answers, last by sardonic 18:03 Tue 07th Oct 2008
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AB Editor

Hi Guys

How are we all today?
16:15 Mon 06th Oct 2008124 answers, last by gayed 08:59 Tue 07th Oct 2008
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Emu2005

Is it wrong...

that even though I would consider myself quite slim (size 10) I realised in Miss Selfridge at the weekend that I am closer to the biggest size (14) than the smallest size (4). Is this really wrong? Or...
11:07 Mon 06th Oct 200851 answers, last by cazzz1975 13:50 Mon 06th Oct 2008
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Doc.Spock

System restore facility.

Just exactly where on my body is the necessary button to press to take me back 40 years. ?
11:15 Mon 06th Oct 20089 answers, last by no.knowledge 20:47 Mon 06th Oct 2008
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Bbbananas

Strip tease music

If you were to perform a striptease, say for your BF (I'm talking 'nice' here, not sordid) - what music would you choose to strip to? If I was going to get down & dirty & more-than-slightly pi***d I'd...
11:18 Mon 06th Oct 200831 answers, last by RebeccaSJ 04:34 Sun 29th Oct 2023
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Babii-Lj

Fat and Skinny

Im 16 and a size 8 in tops nd 10 in bottoms. ive just started to see this guy who is 18 and hes really sweet and absolutly gorgeous but i feel really fat compared to him as he is skinnier then me! how...
08:37 Mon 06th Oct 200823 answers, last by msemma 12:53 Mon 06th Oct 2008
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Doc.Spock

Just a thought

We were discussing with friends last night the plight of two elderley sisters living in a family residence. When one dies the other would have to sell up to pay death duties. This would not apply to...
16:31 Sun 05th Oct 200824 answers, last by legendis.god 18:24 Sun 05th Oct 2008
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zzxxee

bruce forsythe

when will brucie be knighted?
15:58 Sun 05th Oct 20084 answers, last by Doc.Spock 16:32 Sun 05th Oct 2008
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theonelungy

Dried faeces in my ear

When my colostomy bag exploded all over myself covering me in my own excrement a little bit went in my ear lobe. I have been trying to pick it out but it just goes in even further. Oh how bad I smell...
14:51 Sun 05th Oct 200864 answers, last by grivitate 17:41 Sun 05th Oct 2008
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theonelungy

Hello Everybody

I have just found a piece of decomposing meat in my own feces. Fry up anyone?
13:20 Sun 05th Oct 200834 answers, last by grivitate 16:53 Sun 05th Oct 2008
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peggys-dad

OJ Simpson found guilty

The reportage is here About time
10:27 Sat 04th Oct 200823 answers, last by andy-hughes 16:19 Mon 06th Oct 2008
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terambulan

Internet windows

how many are you running simultaneously?
11:01 Sun 05th Oct 20088 answers, last by joggerjayne 11:45 Sun 05th Oct 2008
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Doc.Spock

What time do paper shops open to-day

have you seen the time people on quizzes and puzzles in crossword section start posting. Do you have to be an insomniac to like crosswords.
09:43 Sun 05th Oct 20084 answers, last by dzug 10:12 Sun 05th Oct 2008
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Doc.Spock

To-day I shall be mostly doing

nothing. I bought a sat nav the other day. I set it up at the side of my car,everytime I come home it says I have 2 foot to go. Is'nt that interesting.
09:33 Sun 05th Oct 20087 answers, last by Judge Nutmeg 12:24 Sun 05th Oct 2008
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pastafreak

Good morning everyone.....

wishing you all a pleasant-tho most likely wet-day. I am off to work in a bit....enjoy!!
09:33 Sun 05th Oct 200818 answers, last by Sachs 14:40 Sun 05th Oct 2008
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theonelungy

Why am I still alive?

Well its been a dreadful morning so far. After been woken up by the familiar wriggling of maggots in my bottom. Anyway I was dreaming about eating some Belgian chocolate last night. When I awoke...
09:06 Sun 05th Oct 20089 answers, last by pastafreak 09:31 Sun 05th Oct 2008
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tiggerblue10

Good news

Well for me it is anyway. I've lost 3lb this week. I couldn't get into my jeans the week before and now I can just about get into them. Bit of a tight squeeze but I can get into them. I just hope I...
18:34 Sat 04th Oct 200826 answers, last by tiggerblue10 21:31 Sat 04th Oct 2008

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