The laughter drowned out the ambulance siren. The last coherent words from the fitter were.
"Not sure if we have a waistcoat to fit you sir "
38" waist What The Funicular...
Got to go to Moss Bros later to get measured for silly suit for elder daughters wedding next month.
Hope it looks better than this one a couple of years ago.
http://i55.tinypic.com/2u9sjv6.jpg...
He protested he "only" had 8 kids from 8 different women and not 10 as was first said, so he went out and did the deed, presumably to make it 10 !!! So here are 10 kids and 9 women (one was...
That guy's online on facebook. Should I chat to him? But what do i say? I don't want to sya something silly and someone else is there with him . . . . BTW we never arranged to go somewhere this...
Scientists at Rolls Royce, England built a gun specifically to launch dead chickens at the windshields of airliners and military jets all travelling at maximum velocity. The idea is to simulate the...
Could someone tell me how to do this please. I've just answered two posts in Shopping and Animals, both of which would have benefited from the addition of a link to a webpage. I'm sure it must be easy...
Okay - here's the problem - finished with long term partner four months ago - there are certain things about him I'm missing (he was fifteen years younger than me) - I am not in the first flush of...
when I flush my toilet its like there is no power to it if there is toilet paper it takes about three flushes fir it to go away, the plumber has said there is nothing he can do as its the way the...
Once again, it's coming up to the last Friday in the month and so it's time for "The Snooty Fox" to hold its monthly Answerbank quiz night. Can our reigning champions, The A-Team (boxtops,...
Welcome ladies and gentlemen to the quiz night. The rules are very straightforward, get as many correct as you can out of these 30 questions. The questions are a mixture of picture questions and sound...
We want proper labelling for our food. Did you know that ALL beef and lamb imported into this country from New Zealand is Halal? I don't have to eat it thank goodness, but I do think that it should be...
