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This was me circa 1945, what went wrong

I blame my dear old mum for giving me a silly hairstyle. http://i45.tinypic.com/2s00n4l.jpg...

starting back to work

just started a part time job after being off for two years through injury first week £624.50 i got deducted £99.80 paye tax and £56.59 ni then the next week it was £181.25 and...

Bbbananas

Replacement battery for watch.

Didn't know where to post this, just wanted a rant. Have been told that a replacement battery in my watch is going to cost £37 !!!! Extortionate. Am I being conned? And that was from H Samuel -...

paumel

hi i live next door to a school and the parents reverse on to my drive to turn around and head out the way they came in. there is room to turn in front of the school gates or carry on down the road. i...

andycappy

AB Editor

OK were is my post that i put on early this morning and who removed it and why as it was not in any way offensive to anyone .andy

docspock

Funny item in paper to-day.

Man marries muslem woman whose face he has never seen. When she reveals all he is horrified to see a squint and a moustache. He says her parents conned him with a photo of her sister....

DEN53

I know I should'nt

but this did make me laugh http://www.dailymail....mputee-left-feet.html...

NoMercy

Ex Smokers Club.

So how is it going guys? I'm now on my 23rd day without a ciggie and I think I've reached turning point....

docspock

So, how was your day yesterday. This was mine.

Took laptop to neighbour who wanted some info. Came home and put lappy on kitchen worktop, not noticing a wire behind it leading to vacuum cleaner. Big crash and found lappy on floor. Would it work,...

docspock

Almost reaching the condition where my waking thought is not

lighting a fag.

docspock

Very important date to-day 10th Feb.

14 years ago on this date ( was a Saturday) went on 1st date with Puss. Hard to believe she has put up with me all this time. I think she now holds the record for longest lasting wife !!...

Bbbananas

Psychic Sallabananas.

I predict...... we will have weather today. And it won't stop.

docspock

A lovely bright sunny morning in Poulton-le-Fylde

I shall put the dustbins out then go fishing. It's a tough life....

docspock

There are so many nice people on here that I feel guilty for

being grumpy earlier, forgive me.

Seafarer1966

Viagra

Viagra is now available in teabags. It doesn't improve your performance in bed much but it stops your biscuit going soft.

docspock

How helpful are your refuse collectors( dustbin men)

Ours are called Ray and Brent. They take absolutely everything, fencing, beds, cookers. 3 piece suites, it all gets chucked in the back and the big crusher destroys the lot. Our Park has about 100...