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docspock
they are all the same, sounds like a lisping 10 year old.
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McMouse
Gordon Brown said "they're doing a fantastic job in our kitchen"
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docspock
Magic Moments on Phillips 10".
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Changing_man
or slot head?
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anotheoldgit
http://www.independen...heir-dna-1826437.html Should anyone object to their DNA being taken and kept on record? There are a multitude of personal information kept on record, Birth certificate Medical...
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Bobbisox
Have I won? Her Royal Highness, Queen Bobbisox of the North the laughing Cow...
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docspock
I have just adopted an elephant.
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zzxxee
the higher to heaven we get but everything like boobs point staight to hell !!!!...
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Changing_man
mean to you?
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Veggibear
Anyone got any good ways to deal with these people? I am sick of mobile phone companies, insurance, accountants, conference invitations, requests for email address, temporary labour, general motors,...
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Bobbisox
Official Announcement: The government today announced that it is changing its emblem from a Union Jack to a CONDOM because it more accurately reflects the government's political stance. A condom...
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docspock
Have you got your heating allowance yet ? If you don't want to admit your age, pretend you are replying on your parents' behalf....
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docspock
They say that the English language is very rich. Is it because we have so many ways of spelling the same sound ? Funny the thoughts that run through your mind, or , in my case, amble....
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WiseObservantOwl
Women takes time and money. Women = time x money Time IS money Women = money x money = money ^ 2 Money is the root of all evil money = sqrt(evil) => money^2 = evil since women = money^2 women =...
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docspock
1. sit on loo. 2. close mouth firmly. 3. Inhale pepper up both nostrils. 4. Pinch nose tightly. 5. Brace yourself for reverse sneeze. Simples....
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Postdog
Answerbank is going through my facebook friends wanting to add them. How do I stop this!! BTW answerbank, you are extracting the urine doing that!!...
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tca_home
Hi, My son is a support worker working for a home dealing with adults suffering from autism and aspergers syndrome. The clients vary in demeanour, and are grouped together in houses on the complex....
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Bobbisox
TEACHERS’ terror McKenzie Dunkley has been expelled out of school … aged just four. But his mum reckons her lad is a little angel. McKenzie has become the youngest child ever to be...
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David Black
Morning all from the pale imitation or the WBM. Lovely day here in Market Harbough with no rain in sight, for now!...

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