I saw yesterday that some monster had stolen a pensioner's terrier from outside a shop, taken it away and killed it. It's little body was found in a beck. How can people breed such evil ? I'm still...
Just been over to my allotment to get some veg. The guy in the plot 2 away from mine was servicing one of the merry widows in his shed. What's the most bizarre place that you've done it?
been funny lately, kept going off. Spoke to nice man in Delhi called Kevin, seemed to know what he was talking about. I think these call centres overseas are heaps better than ours. (based in Britain...
I was driving to work yesterday and saw a fox walking along the road(quite a busy country road i use). it was about 8.20am and light as day. i know foxes are Nocturnal so was worried when i saw it. I...
For the last hour it's been, stinky flamingos, fighting Fijians, pogles wood and shagging in sheds. All i want to talk about is bosoms! Hasn't anyone got anything to say about knockers apart from me?
Hi theres this girl I know from school, she is on my facebook, she has got something wrong with her, I'm not sure what but she's a nice girl. However, she wants to meet up and is getting really chummy...
So, the inauguration, and I expect the world is excited for a new future. How important is it that Obama is Black. Correction - half-Black. Will a great big deal be made of his being Black (apart from...
This morning I waved my son goodbye at the train station as he headed back to Leeds Uni. He had to change trains at York on his way. Mr O has just had a phone call from our boy....who is now wandering...
Just having a day where I'm feeling so lethargic and just can't be bothered socialising or talking to anyone, yet I'm meeting a group of people in an hour! any quick ways to cheer myself up??